Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
14 Celebrities Who Hate Trophies and Award Ceremonies More Than We Do It was meant as a burn, but ‘two-hour meat parade’ is the best Oscars marketing we’ve ever heard Authors By Jesse Published June 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Fight Your Brain’s Crime With Karate and Sarcasm One is significantly more effective than the other Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Get Stuck in Your Brain Like the Detritus That Won’t Come Out of the Bottom of the Garbage Can Ask not for whom the Stinky Cheese Man reeks Authors By Jesse Published June 11, 2025
14 Actors Who Played the Same Character for 40 Years or More Being a Muppet is good work if you can get it Authors By Jesse Published June 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Foretold in the Ancient Texts Wow, they were right Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia That Cannot Be Unlearned It’s officially legal to take a leak in your enemy’s water bottle (New Mexico only) Authors By Jesse Published June 10, 2025
14 Cynical Corporate Pride Stunts for the Hall of Shame A CMO made a gay Spotify playlist and conquered homophobia once and for all Authors By Jesse Published June 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Plucked While Out on a Hike and Now We’re Developing a Nasty Rash They were so pretty though Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia They Refuse to Teach in High School Despite Our Repeated Lobbying You should be ashamed for what you’ve done to George R.R. Martin Authors By Jesse Published June 09, 2025
14 Celebrity Pets More Talented Than Their Owners You know a foster horse hates to see Viggo Mortensen coming Authors By Jesse Published June 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Trivia You Can Reduce Into a Thick, Repulsive Compote Bad news for the freaks who love getting patted down by the TSA Authors By Jesse Published June 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Left in a Rest Stop Four Hours Ago and Our Dad Says We Can’t Go Back to Get Them Those were our favorite tidbits Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like the Mount Rushmore of Facts, In That Their Importance Is Vastly Overstated An eyesore and an insult Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Recite Like a Rosary in Times of Sorrow It doesn’t work, but it gives us something to do Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Enacting a Large and Pointless Tariff on if You Want To Import Them Into Your Brain If we don’t like your tone, we’ll double and then decimate said tariff Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Make a Big Sloppy Salad in Your Skull We don’t skimp on the mayo Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Spoken to Us by the Huge Cloud-Shaped Ghost of Our Father in Our Hour of Need Not very helpful, but it was nice to see him Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Odd Facts and Current Events You’ll Wish You Could Wring Out of Your Brain Like an Old Dirty Towel It’s a little bit illegal, but not completely illegal, to name your kid a punctuation mark Authors By Jesse Published June 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Didn’t Need A.I. to Hallucinate, We’re Not Making a White House Health Report Over Here We heard about your little presentation, sport. You’ll get ‘em next time Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Odd News Items and Bad Ideas to Swish Around in Your Stinky Little Brain If RFK’s little plagiarized book report is the ‘gold standard’ of government science, we’re in trouble Authors By Jesse Published June 05, 2025
