Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Odd Events, Discoveries and Revelations That Make a Strong Case for Hitting Snooze a Few More Times For sale: Napoleon’s hat, looks dumb Authors By Jesse Published May 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Highly Volatile Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Didn’t Know Were in This Dark Cave Until We Lit Up a Big Match to Get Our Bearings Wonder what’s in all these boxes marked ‘ACME’ Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Real News Items That’ll Make You Wish You Could Go Off and Start Your Own Planet, Mormon-Style Scientists need to leave bugs alone for a little while Authors By Jesse Published May 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia We Found Written in the Hotel Mirror When We Got Out of the Shower What are they trying to tell us? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 News Items and Fast Facts That, For Better or Worse, You Have to Live With Now Americans are taking over soccer (derogatory) Authors By Jesse Published May 19, 2025
14 Awkward Teenage Moments of Cool Celebrities We hope that somewhere out there, Meredith is ashamed of what she did to Jennifer Lawrence in middle school Authors By Jesse Published May 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ll Be Screaming From Horseback at the Start of the Next American Revolution The MLB says Pete Rose is too dead to be embarrassing. Do you agree? Authors By Jesse Published May 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia to Plug Up Your Ears When Someone Tries to Tell You a Boring Fact or Inconvenient Truth You shouldn’t have to learn something you don’t want to learn Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Radioactive Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Bit Us and Turned Us Into Super Dorks We have yet to save a single life Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia to Pestle Into Your Brain Mortar Don’t be afraid to really get in there good Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like DLC for Your Brain It’s not very good, but it’s free Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Put in Our Tuxedo Pocket Instead of Our Wedding Vows In many ways, our love is like that Tommy Lee Jones ad for Japanese canned coffee... Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Shove Down Your Throat in a Single Gulp Like Scooby Doo Eating a Gigantic Sandwich ‘Zoinks’ is an understatement Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Bizarre News Items to Make You Wonder Where It All Went Wrong Old-timey alchemy is real, kind of Authors By Jesse Published May 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Recent Developments and Discoveries That Are Chicken Soup for the Cynical Soul How many engineers does it take to solve a Rubik’s Cube in one-tenth of a second? Authors By Jesse Published May 15, 2025
14 Celebrity Sibling Rivalries That Need Mom As a Referee In fairness, if your brother was a Baldwin, you wouldn’t want to talk to them either Authors By Jesse Published May 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Just Seeing Right Now, Sorry, It’s Been a Crazy Week It won’t happen again Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 14, 2025 Some of your doctors probably swore an oath written by a guy named Louis Lasagna Authors By Jesse Published May 14, 2025
The Best and Worst Celebrity Game-Show Appearances ‘What does it mean, ‘hanky panky’?’ Authors By Jesse Published May 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Break the Tension at Your Next Family Get-Together When Your Fringe Uncle Starts Transvestigating the Pope Save your voice for your little J6 Choir practice, Uncle Joey Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 13, 2025
