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The Dumbest Things Done or Said by Celebrity Smarty-Pants David Attenborough walked so ‘Wildboyz’ could run Authors By Jesse Published May 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Exploded Forth From the Internet Like a Chestburster In a word: Ouch Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Getting Too Old for This Stuff Pop quiz: What’s the shortest song to ever crack the Billboard Hot 100? Authors By Jesse Published May 05, 2025
14 Famous Actors Who Bombed Important Auditions If at first you don’t succeed, call Joss Whedon Authors By Jesse Published May 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, May 4, 2025 Oh, garcon? Bring me my caviar hot dog and four pounds of bananas Authors By Jesse Published May 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Take Up Space at the Beginning of Your Recipe Blog Entry Just get to the good stuff Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Curdle Your Grey Matter Sorry, we thought they were solvent Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Written on the Long Scroll That Unfurled From the Gun’s Barrel When Our Nemesis Shot Us From Point-Blank Range ‘Bang!’ would have sufficed Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Hurled at Us From the Top of a Neon Pink Construction Site Just give us back our girlfriend, man Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia a Very Smart Guy Was Blasting Out of His Speakers on the Subway Thanks man, very helpful Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Dropped Into the Boo Box After Shoving a Wailing Glenn Close in There Who among you does not belong? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 2, 2025 If you’re keeping score at home: still no cure for world hunger, but our greatest minds are hard at work on T. rex leather Authors By Jesse Published May 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 1, 2025 If rich losers are going to vacation in space, they should be forced to spend a full week there like the first one did Authors By Jesse Published May 01, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Spilled Their Own Sloppy Beans How do you accidentally admit to not one, not two but three boob jobs? Authors By Jesse Published May 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Offered to Walk While Our Neighbors Were Away, But They’re Proving More Rambunctious Than We Thought These facts aren’t well-trained Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, April 30, 2025 If you forget your phone on Mount Fuji, it lives on Mount Fuji now Authors By Jesse Published April 30, 2025
The 14 Most Expensive Divorces in History A wise man once said: ‘Lifestyles of the rich and the famous. They’re always complainin’. Always complainin’’ Authors By Jesse Published April 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Somehow Body-Swapped With and Now They Have to Navigate Our Career and Make Love to Our Wife They’ll probably do fine Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 29, 2025 Wow, Mark Zuckerberg is really, really bad for children Authors By Jesse Published April 29, 2025
14 Celebrities Who Had to Set the Record Straight on Wack Myths and Lies Can everyone please stop getting all up in the Kardashians’ business?! Authors By Jesse Published April 29, 2025
