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PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Boil Up Into a Nice Stew in a Pinch They’re like little chucks of factual bouillon Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Take Seven Years to Digest Which celebrity told his kids ‘If you want this cheese, you got to get two degrees’? Authors By Jesse Published April 21, 2025
14 Famous Last Words of Famous TV and Movie Characters Some of the most memorable last words in all of fiction come from puppets Authors By Jesse Published April 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, April 20, 2025 Sports betting has become so ubiquitous, you can now put money on a sperm like it’s a racehorse Authors By Jesse Published April 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Didn’t Make the Cut for the Super Team of Teens With Attitude Thanks for coming to tryouts at our intergalactic space station. You should probably get back to high school now Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Riding a Tandem Bike Down the Boardwalk in a Silly Montage Daydream You just know ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice’ is playing Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Joined Up From Across Different Fact Franchises for a Cynical Crossover Event Factoids assemble Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Pop-Culture Trivia Tidbits That Were News To Us And Hopefully You The digestive tract is a mess, as you might imagine Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia Reforged From an Ancient Uber-Factoid That Was Smashed to Pieces and Scattered Across the Solar System Perhaps if you collect them all... no... but maybe?!?! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Respect The First Rule Of Trivia Club Technically, we can’t tell you the first or second rules of this little club Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits About Pop Culture And More For This Friday, April 18, 2025 Something is farting on a planet 124 light years away Authors By Jesse Published April 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Use As Your Dramatic Last Words in a Pinch You’re facing down the Big Bad. You’re about to sacrifice yourself to save the universe. You better have something interesting to say on deck Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 17, 2025 Hey cool, governments are starting to develop crime-prediction algorithms. Someone should make a movie about that Authors By Jesse Published April 17, 2025
14 Beefing Celebrities Who Buried the Hatchet Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are the First Family of Beef Authors By Jesse Published April 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Write in Your Nephew’s Birthday Card If You Forget What Kind of Stuff He’s Into Hope it’s a home run or a slam dunk or whatever Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits About Pop Culture And More For This Wednesday, April 16, 2025 Capybara cafes. Emotional support tigers. Where do we draw the line? Authors By Jesse Published April 16, 2025
14 of the Best Quotes from Nearly Silent TV and Movie Characters Wile E. Coyote is a real chatterbox once you get to know him Authors By Jesse Published April 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Recorded on Our Parents’ VCR Like 20 Years Ago We taped over our own first birthday, but it was worth it Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 15, 2025 Are you happy with the shape of your coffee cup? Then you must be an idiot, because NASA just came up with an even sexier one Authors By Jesse Published April 15, 2025
14 Innocent (or Insane) Things That Got a Movie Sued You lose 100 percent of the frivolous lawsuits you don’t file Authors By Jesse Published April 15, 2025