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PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ll Double If You Don’t Even Out Our Trivia Deficit Consider this "reciprocal" trivia Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Found Perfectly Spelled Out in Our Alphabet Soup Edgy teens have a new ‘Manchurian Candidate’ trigger phrase: "chicken jockey’ Authors By Jesse Published April 14, 2025
14 World Records for Being Bad at Stuff You thought your marriage was bad? Well, it probably was. But this one was statistically worse Authors By Jesse Published April 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, April 13, 2025 The existence of a ‘most popular billionaire’ implies the existence of losers who are fans of billionaires Authors By Jesse Published April 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Should Have Been On That Voyager Spacecraft Golden Record Thing I don’t know but I’ve been told... Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Disney’s Lawyers Would Copyright in a Heartbeat If They Could Better luck next time, Walt Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Collect Like So Many Pocket Monsters Must collect all of them Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ve Been Slowly Pilfering From Our Parents and Refilling the Bottle With Water Can you believe they haven’t noticed? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Monotonously Droned Into Our Ears on NPR Sense of urgency? Never heard of her Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Flash Through Your Brain Instead of a Montage of Your Beautiful Wife and Family As You Sacrifice Yourself to Save the Universe They’ll be with you to the very end Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, April 11, 2025 For a million bucks: where did the dap come from? Authors By Jesse Published April 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’d Leave on North Sentinel Island If We Were 10 Percent Stupider We’re just stupid enough to stay home Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 10, 2025 The IRS has never been worse at auditing, but it’s about to sink even lower Authors By Jesse Published April 10, 2025
14 Funny, But Highly Enlightening Words of Wisdom from Commencement Speeches You hire comedians for comedy, not optimism Authors By Jesse Published April 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Slap Like That Jam, You Know The One Trivia that shakes the moneymaker Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, April 9, 2025 Tumblr is once again full of insufferable 20-somethings with bad opinions. Nature is healing Authors By Jesse Published April 09, 2025
14 Breakups That Complicated a Movie or Franchise If B.J. Novak and Mindy Kaling can’t keep it together, what chance do the rest of us have? Authors By Jesse Published April 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Your Mom Already Told You and Now It’s Your Dad’s Turn Oh wow, you don’t say... Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 8, 2025 If you’re bald, stay out of Flamstead, Hertfordshire. That’s hawk country Authors By Jesse Published April 08, 2025
14 Movies and TV Shows That Ate Another Franchise’s Scraps Hey man, you gonna finish that action comedy crime thriller? Authors By Jesse Published April 08, 2025