Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Remote Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Been Tariffed by the American Government Despite Having No Exports or Imports to Speak Of These are the Heard and McDonald Islands of facts Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, April 7, 2025 If you’re gonna declare a state beverage, you gotta come up with something more exciting than H2O Authors By Jesse Published April 07, 2025
14 Big-Time Movie Marketing Blunders Do you think the guy that got a LinkedIn endorsement from Liam Neeson got any work from it? Authors By Jesse Published April 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia to Delight the Disconsolate Why would they arm the Phillie Phanatic?!?! Authors By Jesse Published April 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia More Irritating Than That Monkey From ‘Friends’ Not a big fan Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Right at Least Twice a Day They’re broken, but at least they’re consistent Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia in a Trench Coat Trying to Buy a Ticket to an R-Rated Movie Don’t be a narc Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Want to Move Into Your Head Like So Many Hermit Crabs There’s plenty of room in there Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Played on the Jukebox When We Punched It Just Right In a word: Ey Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Leaving the Administration to Continue Running Their Own Businesses Into the Ground A huge, desperate loser once said, ‘What a creep, what a jerk, who derives joy from that?’ Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, April 4, 2025 Guy Fieri made the world’s best steak at eight years old. What’s your kid been up to? Authors By Jesse Published April 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Worth Pennies on the Dollar in the Marketplace of Ideas They’re not exactly top-of-the-line Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Pop Culture Trivia Tidbits For Thursday, April 3, 2025 In a very real way, you actually do always have room for dessert Authors By Jesse Published April 03, 2025
14 Shameless (or Successful) Attempts to Spin a Commercial Into a Whole Franchise We’re still holding out hope for a movie about Kendall Jenner feeding Pepsi to riot cops Authors By Jesse Published April 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Built on Top of an Ancient Cemetery This is probably fine Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, April 2, 2025 People keep proposing while they’re on the clock. Knock it off! Authors By Jesse Published April 02, 2025
14 Movies and TV Shows That Were Ethical Nightmares TLC basically tried to do ‘Coffin Flop’ in 2013 Authors By Jesse Published April 02, 2025
PICTOFACT A Documentary About Four Years Living In A Mall And 11 Other Items That Might Be News To You What’s the quickest anyone’s ever scored nine runs in a baseball game? Think shorter Authors By Jesse Published April 01, 2025
12 Rad ‘90s Commercials That Were Actually Dark as Hell The ‘90s really had us buying sandwiches from an unvetted fast food fanboy Authors By Jesse Published April 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Fade and Also Run They’ll probably fray and melt, too Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 01, 2025
