Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are As Tantalizing As the Plump, Greasy Hot Dogs on the Rollers at 7-Eleven Aged to perfection Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Been Riding the Bench All Season and Are Finally Getting Their Big Break Now’s your chance, kid Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That All Stopped Their Fighting and Gambling to Stare Slack-Jawed As You Walked Through the Saloon Doors You’re not from ‘round here, are ya? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Been Buffering for Like 10 Minutes Already This had better be worth the wait Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Baby-Birding Into Your Brain Open wide, little fella Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Think They’re Being Inconspicuous, But It’s Very Obvious They’re About to Be Part of This Flash Mob Please don’t. I’m just trying to get to work, man Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, March 21, 2025 One of the best NIL deals in the country didn’t even go to an athlete Authors By Jesse Published March 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Were Standing Right Behind You When You Were Talking About Them Yeesh, awkward Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, March 20, 2025 If Volkswagen was a sausage company, investors would have a lot to celebrate right now Authors By Jesse Published March 20, 2025
14 Military Operation Names That Are An Embarrassment to the National Security State Hey congrats, I heard Operation Nimrod was a big success! Authors By Jesse Published March 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Plucked Out of Our Sponge Daddy They’re all old and wet and goopy Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, March 19, 2025 There are federal and state laws that make segregation illegal, but the new administration is doing what it can to roll that back Authors By Jesse Published March 19, 2025
14 Egregious Examples of Greenwashing That Would Give the Lorax a Stroke The Turkish government has an ‘Energy Saving’ toggle switch on the website of their official coal-mining department Authors By Jesse Published March 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Pop-Culture Trivia Facts to Use As Drops at Your Next DJing Gig It’s gonna be sick Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, March 18, 2025 We gave mice the genetic building blocks for human language, and they used it to rizz up potential mates Authors By Jesse Published March 18, 2025
14 World Records That Were Set in Space Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this? Authors By Jesse Published March 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’d Urgently Tell Our Ancestors If We Could Go Back in Time I’m not trying to explain the combustion engine or whatever. I want some Vikings to know about Kevin Hart’s redemption arc Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, March 17, 2025 A Palo Alto realtor wants you to believe his house is haunted by a very intelligent ghost Authors By Jesse Published March 17, 2025
14 Celebrities and Historical Figures Who Hooked Up with Their Cousins Albert Einstein managed to pull off the rare Double Cousin Authors By Jesse Published March 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Slap Chop Into Your Noggin Steve Carell has announced the spiritual successor to Scott’s Tots Authors By Jesse Published March 16, 2025
