Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Hangin’ From the Corner of My Girlfriend’s Four-Post Bed I know it’s not mine, but I’ll see if I can use it for the weekend Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia, Never Worn The saddest listicle ever written Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Stuffed One Inside the Other Like a Verisimilitudinous Turducken Delicious Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia We Got for Half-Off at the Jerk Store Everyone knew you, by the way Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, March 7, 2025 Germany has a 500-year-old tree with its own address where you can send love letters to nobody Authors By Jesse Published March 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Wrote Down in the Middle of the Night and We’re Not Totally Sure They Make Sense Now Is this anything? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, March 6, 2025 There’s a real-life Ace Ventura, and he went deep undercover to catch a butterfly smuggler Authors By Jesse Published March 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, March 4, 2025 If I were caught in a historic volcanic eruption, I think ‘brains immediately turn to glass’ would be a good way to go Authors By Jesse Published March 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are All Canon in Phase One of Our Trivia Cinematic Universe Hope you’re ready for a multi-decade onslaught of content Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That May Technically Be Haikus and You’d Never Know You don’t remember the pattern, do you? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, March 4, 2025 If you’re trying not to draw attention to your ‘inflatable girlfriend,’ lighting it on fire should be at the bottom of your to-do list Authors By Jesse Published March 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, March 3, 2025 Three words that should spark an anti-capitalist revolution are ‘Harry Potter Airbnb’ Authors By Jesse Published March 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia We Keyed Into Our Ex’s Car MrBeast says it’s better to be broke than a billionaire. We wouldn’t know, we’re making internet listicle money Authors By Jesse Published March 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia They Won’t Teach You in School (Because the Department of Education Will Be Gutted Like a Fish) If it’s not in the Bible, don’t expect to hear it in a public school for a while Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Got Jammed Up in the Vending Machine All it takes is one to break the whole bunch loose Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Swam Up-River Directly Into the Gaping Maw of a Bear A whole lotta work, all for nothin’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Shoot Out of Our Brains Like a Geyser of Knowledge Every 50 to 127 Minutes Our heads are under immense pressure from the craneothermal energy Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Better Than a 60 Mile-Per-Hour Tennis Ball to the Nards Unless you’re into that sort of thing Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Ralph Kramden Punched Into Orbit Bang! Zoom! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, February 28, 2025 Plagues are raging, the kakistocracy is revving up and the rich are getting richer. In worse news, that asteroid probably won't hit us Authors By Jesse Published February 28, 2025
