Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Historical Facts We Hope Don’t Repeat Themselves (Or Screw It, Let ’Em Repeat Themselves, Who Cares Anymore) Bring back art in the Olympics, who cares? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Conspiracies and Myths That Need to Be Lobotomized From the Collective Consciousness Goldfish get a bad rap, but they can probably remember what you did last summer Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia RFK Jr. Thinks Will Give You Arthritis, IQ Loss and Neurodevelopmental Disorders Better read ‘em quick, before he outlaws them Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, November 15, 2024 How long is too long to sit on the toilet? Authors By Jesse Published November 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Carved Into the Base of an Ancient Redwood Tree for Future Generations to Enjoy Is Gary Sinise cursed? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, November 14, 2024 Saudi Arabia’s ‘The Line’ has been downgraded to a dash Authors By Jesse Published November 14, 2024
14 Bibliophiles Who Spent an Obscene Amount of Money on a Single Book Kudos to the petty jerks who made the Mormon Church buy back their own Bible Authors By Jesse Published November 14, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Read Under Our Covers While Our Parents Thought We Were Asleep We’re not reading! We just like sleeping with a night light! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 14, 2024
14 Ways Santa Could Die in the North Pole Jolly Old Saint Nick better make sure he zips up good and tight Authors By Jesse Published November 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, November 13, 2024 Hookup culture went crazy in the Middle Paleolithic period Authors By Jesse Published November 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We ‘Forgot to Scan’ at Self-Checkout Samuel L. Jackson convinced George Lucas to break from canon Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, November 12, 2024 Why is RFK Jr. so afraid of fluoride? Authors By Jesse Published November 12, 2024
Five Extremely Long English Words Causing a Civil War Among Linguists According to some word nerds, the longest English word takes over three hours to say Authors By Jesse Published November 12, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Found All Moldy and Goopy in the Back of the Crisper Drawer Walt Disney did Snow White dirty Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 12, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia the McDonald’s Employee Stuffed in Our Box of McNuggets Our congratulations to Paddington Bear Authors By Jesse Published November 11, 2024
14 Incredible Firsts in Music History Let that be a lesson to record labels: don’t mess with your pianist in public Authors By Jesse Published November 11, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia to Leave Out for Santa Claus Benedict Cumberbatch has some of the most toxic family members in the biz Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 11, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia We Found on the Roof When Our Dad Made Us Scoop Out the Gutter Harold and Kumar could have gone so many more places, if fast-food brands had the guts Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 10, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, November 8, 2024 Where does your state fall on the most haunted list? Authors By Jesse Published November 10, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia That Got Caught in the Zipper The Grammys have only ever seen fit to yoink back one award Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 10, 2024
