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PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, February 27, 2025 Microsoft invented a new state of matter, but it got lost in all the nonsense A.I. buzzwords they’ve been force feeding us Authors By Jesse Published February 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Part of This Complete Breakfast There’s been an accident down at the fact factory! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, February 26, 2025 If we can’t trust a lawyer in a courtroom, who can we trust?!?! Authors By Jesse Published February 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, February 25, 2025 ‘Long live the real king’ Authors By Jesse Published February 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia an ENT Had to Clean Out of Our Ears They’re hard to look at Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Deceased Father Bellowed Down to Us From a Great Cloud, ‘The Lion King’-Style Long story short, he is not happy with us Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia to Stick Where the Sun Don’t Shine — Your Brain There’s a good chance you haven’t heard of the highest-grossing animated film of all time, or the most prolific screenwriter in history Authors By Jesse Published February 24, 2025
14 of the Most Expensive Movies Never Made Think of how many more Minions movies we could have had with this kind of cash Authors By Jesse Published February 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, February 23, 2025 Even the mob is disappointed in Gen Z Authors By Jesse Published February 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can Swallow Over and Over Like an Antimony Pill You can give them to your grandchildren when they’re old enough Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ve Kept Stashed Under Our Mattress Just Like Our Grandpappy We’ll see who’s laughing when there’s a run on all the fact banks Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Been Up Since Christmas, But We Don’t Have the Heart to Pack Them Away Yet We like ‘em, so what? Call it seasonal depression Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Qualify You for RFK Jr.’s Forced Labor Camps If Ingested You’d be better off just picking a beet or something Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Stole From One-Eyed Willy Goonies never say die Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Didn’t Realize We Were Mumbling Out Loud Don’t pay attention to us Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, February 21, 2025 You didn’t wake up today thinking you’d learn about capybara vasectomies and astronaut urine, but here you are Authors By Jesse Published February 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Shouldn’t Take But a Quibi of Your Time In and out, lickety split Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, February 20, 2025 Food trucks are older than truck trucks Authors By Jesse Published February 20, 2025
14 Times An Entire Band Guest Starred on a TV Show New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Their cameo in ‘Fuller House’ wasn’t one of them Authors By Jesse Published February 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Just Blew in From Stupid Town In a word: doy Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 19, 2025
