Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Hatched From Their Leathery Shells and Must Make the Dangerous Trek to the Ocean Go get ‘em, li’l guys! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 39 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Conservative Pundits Are Convinced Are Evidence of Satanic Worship We’re all going to heck in a handbasket Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Sprinkle Into Your Brain Like Fish Food for Your Intrusive Thoughts Eat up, you little freaks Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Fresh off the Gossip Cob Hand-shucked trivia tidbits Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Have Stuck in Your Teeth But We’re Too Polite to Tell You You got a little... something... ah, never mind Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had Plastered All Over Our Bedroom Walls in High School We didn’t have a ton of friends Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, March 14, 2025 Oh, so now it’s a crime to hide a turtle in my groin? Authors By Jesse Published March 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Placed Gingerly in the Barrel of the Rifle Being Pointed at Us by a Military Cop It’s like flower power, but even more pointless Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, March 13, 2025 I sunk my life savings into a possum that looks like William Howard Taft, and now I’m freaking ruined Authors By Jesse Published March 13, 2025
14 Brazen Lies That Got Brands Sued into Oblivion A WWII-era German car manufacturer lied to the public? Now I’ve heard everything. Authors By Jesse Published March 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Lovingly Crafted by an Amish TikToker Who Won’t Break Eye Contact the Entire Time All made from scratch Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, March 12, 2025 Cali sober includes eating rodent meat Authors By Jesse Published March 12, 2025
14 Embarrassing Ways to Lose an Important Dinosaur Fossil World War II was probably the second worst time to be a dinosaur Authors By Jesse Published March 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Speed-Read Before Your Battery Dies Why are you reading this field? You’re wasting time! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published March 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, March 11, 2025 You can’t go number one in the shower, you can’t go number one in the ocean... Where’s a guy supposed to tinkle? Authors By Jesse Published March 11, 2025
14 Times the National Anthem Was Accidentally Replaced by Some Random Song Which country do you think played the ‘Mexican Hat Dance’ instead of Mexico’s actual anthem? Authors By Jesse Published March 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Volunteered As Tribute in Your Stead, Which Was Pretty Cool of Them Thanks, man. Alright, well, we’re gonna get goin’ Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Won’t Repeat If You Know What’s Good for Ya You know what they say: ‘No stresso, no stresso, don’t need to be depresso’ Authors By Jesse Published March 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’re Happy to See Are Doing Well But We’re Admittedly Quite Jealous Of Good for them, but like, come on Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, March 9, 2025 Kohler wants you to have sexual tension with your smart toilet Authors By Jesse Published March 09, 2025
