
Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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40 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Like Acupuncture for Your Thalamus
Don’t. Move
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The Funniest Lawyer Jokes Ever Told
One actual historical lawyer was so good, he literally argued his way into Heaven
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26 Bits of LGBTQ+ Trivia to Study Up on Before Next Year’s Pride
There’s actually something to that whole Subaru thing
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, July 23, 2024
Every time you look up at a gorgeous full moon, know that you’re looking at human excrement
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30 Random Bits of Trivia That Pass the Sniff Test
They’re technically past their expiration date, but that’s more of a suggestion anyway
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, July 22, 2024
‘Literally Anybody Else’ for President
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35 Random Bits of Trivia That Could Use a Spit Shine But Will Get You From Point A to Point B
Look, you get what you pay for
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14 Somehow Totally Inappropriate Facts About Baseball
The MLB has a rich history of foul gestures, surprise dildos and public sex
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35 Celebrities Cooking Up Some Major Beef
R2-D2 and C-3PO fought like siblings
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32 Far-Out Facts About Space and NASA
If you believe outer space is real, that is
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40 Random Bits of Trivia We Stepped in a Ways Back and Can’t Get Off Our Shoe
You got a stick or something?
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38 Facts That Shed New Light on Old Celebrities
Everyone liked Elon Musk, before he started tweeting. But that was a very long time ago
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, July 19, 2024
Want to make money off of rich idiots and get in shape at the same time? Consider: Strava Jockeying
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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Shampoo Into Your Brain Folds
Lather. Rinse. Repeat
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, July 17, 2024
Moon caves and green dinosaur bones
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The Funniest Dick Jokes Ever Told
A hog by any other name would smell just as sweaty
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31 Fictional Patriots Who Need to Take It Down a Notch
Take it easy, Lisa Simpson
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, July 16, 2024
‘For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?’
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36 Movie Facts More Exciting Than Anything in Phase Five of the MCU
Can’t wait for Young Grogu or whatever
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