Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Yell the Next Time Your Drill Sergeant Asks You a Stupid Question It’s time someone put that guy in his place Authors By Jesse Published February 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Hope Our Girlfriend Will Find Romantic, Because That’s All We Got Her for Valentine’s Day Oops. Or you’re welcome Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 10, 2025
14 Notable Pie-Throwing Incidents That Were Varying Degrees of Hilarious Who threw the first pie at Stonewall? Authors By Jesse Published February 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Found Written in Our Fourth Grade Yearbook How did a 9-year-old know about the end of ‘The Sopranos’? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, February 9, 2025 Let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe in whale law and see who comes out the victor Authors By Jesse Published February 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Escaped From the Zoo, But the Zookeeper Isn’t Too Worried About He’s kind of hoping they die in the wild, to be honest Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Got Instead of the Value Meal We Ordered We’re allergic, but we have our EpiPen Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ve Bred Over Centuries to Be Much More Adorable But Much More Fragile and Helpless Maybe we should let them just kind of go extinct Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Already Told You About Five Times, But You Don’t Have the Heart to Tell Us to Shut Up Let us know if you’ve heard this one before Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Been Stuck in Our Shoe This Entire Hike That’s gonna blister Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, February 7, 2025 Imagine getting put away by the ‘everyone who’s accused of a crime is guilty of a crime’ judge Authors By Jesse Published February 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can’t Trust Any Further Than You Can Throw Trust but verify Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, February 6, 2025 A DEA officer 3D-printed a fake brick of cocaine so he could sell the real stuff Authors By Jesse Published February 06, 2025
14 of the First Horror Movies from Around the World Japan made ‘Coffin Flop’ in the 1800s Authors By Jesse Published February 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Sweat-Wicking Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Really Hold a Stench We could’ve sworn we just washed these Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, February 5, 2025 You could train your entire life for an Olympic gold medal. Or you could just shell out a million bucks or so Authors By Jesse Published February 05, 2025
Five of the Most Expensive TV Shows of the 20th Century Tuition for Acme Looniversity was not cheap Authors By Jesse Published February 05, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Left in the Air Fryer Too Long They were at least edible when we put them in. Now, not so much Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 04, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, February 4, 2025 If you’re looking for a rich person to devour, might we suggest the Goldman Sachs CEO who raked in over $100 million last year and moonlights as a DJ? Authors By Jesse Published February 04, 2025
Five Important Ideas That Started on Napkins If you had a time machine, the most efficient way to change the world would be to un-invent napkins Authors By Jesse Published February 04, 2025
