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PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Have Battling It Out Inside of Us Instead of Those Two Wolves Everyone Else Has You guys only have two? You have no idea how easy you have it Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Fell Asleep in the Back of the Classroom If Shaq picks up the bill for your engagement rings, is that a throuple? Authors By Jesse Published February 03, 2025
The First Novels in Five Different Languages That Were Horny as Hell If you ever see Mom reading ‘Kādambarī,’ give her some space Authors By Jesse Published February 03, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Your Mom Says You Can’t Hang Out With Anymore Because They’re a Bad Influence In Mom’s defense, they taught us a LOT of swear words Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, February 2, 2025 This is an especially keister-heavy batch Authors By Jesse Published February 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are a Great Substitute for Eye of Newt in a Pinch The fire’s burning, but the cauldron ain’t bubbling Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 02, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Focused on Wall Street, Not Main Street These bits of trivia are out of touch with the American people Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Pieces of Pop-Culture Trivia Sliced Ultra-Thin to Provide More Surface Area for Flavor and Structural Integrity to Your Sandwich Now that’s how you make a hoagie Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Just Got Back From the Finest Clown School in Europe and You Can Tell It Really Changed Their Brain Chemistry They are their clown and their clown is them Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published February 01, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You’ll Have to Shuck Yourself That’s how we keep the prices so cheap Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 31, 2025 Egg prices got ya down? Suck on some algae instead Authors By Jesse Published January 31, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Circled Our Heads Like Cartoon Birds After We Got a Concussion We’ve been swatting at them all day Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, January 30, 2025 Astronaut laundry is almost as cool as astronaut ice cream Authors By Jesse Published January 30, 2025
Five People Who Were Kings When They Were Babies There’s a dude out there whose passport says ‘Previous King of Egypt’ Authors By Jesse Published January 30, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, January 29, 2025 We’re one step closer to actual Spider-Man web shooters Authors By Jesse Published January 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Erupted From Our Trivia Orifice Like a Sitcom Spit-Take Aw jeeze, we spit them all over our date! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 29, 2025
The 14 Funniest Things Ever Thrown at Politicians Glitter bombing is due for a comeback Authors By Jesse Published January 29, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, January 28, 2025 Finally: a map that’ll help you outrun vitamin D deficiency and seasonal affective disorder Authors By Jesse Published January 28, 2025
14 Unhinged Couples That Are Anti-Relationship Goals If he wanted to he would (defend your honor with a Klingon sword) Authors By Jesse Published January 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia DM’d to Us by Our Second-Dumbest Coworker Cool man, very insightful Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 28, 2025
