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Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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12 Magical But Cliquey Bits of Trivia We’ve Trained to Pull Our Flying Sleigh Around the Globe at Warp Speed
You’ll go down in history (threatening)
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12 Young, Force-Sensitive Bits of Trivia We’ve Entrusted to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Where We’re Sure They’ll Be Safe
There are too many of them. What are we going to do?
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12 Mostly Jolly Bit of Trivia We Found Inhabiting This Old Cottage in the Woods When Led There by a Host of Woodland Creatures
Wow, we’re super tired all of a sudden. Just gonna go lay down for a few
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12 Constitutional Bits of Trivia We’ve Enshrined Into Law, and Which Cannot Be Redacted or Altered in Any Way (Unless We Decide at Some Point That We Want To)
Violate these tidbits and go straight to jail!
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3 Bizarre Behind-the-Scenes Pranks From the ‘Lord of the Rings’ Franchise
Please, someone send help for the Smurf still being held hostage on set
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5 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because of Whole Foods
You’re telling us a Jeff Bezos-owned entity might not be great for society?
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12 Jealously Guarded Bits of Trivia We Surreptitiously Surveilled Using a Vast Network of Undercover Scouts Deployed to Rival Listicles Around the Country
All that’s left is to pay our vast network of spies via Venmo, and... there! The perfect crime!
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12 Incorrigible Bits of Trivia That Are All Running for Speaker of the House
These tidbits are cannibalizing their own party!
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12 Certified Organic, Free-Range, Jumbo-Sized, Grade AA Bits of Trivia You Can Whip into a Meringue or Hard Boil to Your Heart’s Content
Fresh from the cloaca!
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QUIZ: How Much Do You Know About These South Park Songs?
Think you know The Circle of Poo? Prove it!
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12 Family-Sized Bits of Premium Trivia We’re Leaving in a Bowl on Our Front Porch; Please Take Only One
We live and die by the honor system
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12 Flavor-Blasted Bits of Trivia Honked Out by Our Malfunctioning Factoid Machine
For a limited time only!
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QUIZ: What’s the Truth Behind These TV and Movie Myths?
Robert De Niro has nipples; could you milk him?
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12 Meritorious Bits of Trivia You Have Earned the Right to Sew Onto Your Sash
Be prepared
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12 Bits of Trivia That Saw You From Across the Bar and Really Dug Your Vibe
Can they buy you a drink?
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12 Proud, Powerful, Ruthless Bits of Trivia That Each Have a Viable Claim to the Iron Throne
Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me
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12 Four-Ply, Quilted, Aloe-Enriched Bits of Trivia to Give Your Brain That Signature Fresh, Clean Feeling You’ve Come to Expect From Us
Really get up in there between those lobes
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QUIZ: Guess the 11 ‘Seinfeld’ Guest Stars Who Went on to Fame and Fortune
I don’t know who Bozo is. What, is he a clown?
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12 Ancient Bits of Trivia Jealously Guarded by Mysterious Temple Guards on the Other Side of a Treacherous Moat and the Steps of Knowledge
Who dares to enter The Hidden Temple?
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QUIZ: Did These Celebrities Ever Host ‘Saturday Night Live’?
I’ll be there for you... unless Lorne Michaels calls
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