Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Vomited Under Duress Like a Startled Turkey Vulture Don’t come any closer! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 17, 2025 Can you read cursive? The U.S. government needs your help! Authors By Jesse Published January 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Flossed Out of the Teeth of a Much Smarter Person One man’s trash, right? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 17, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, January 16, 2025 Need an app to cut you off from your apps? There’s an app for that Authors By Jesse Published January 16, 2025
14 of the Biggest Balls in the World Get out your measuring tape, fellas, time to see how you stack up Authors By Jesse Published January 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Yelled Loudly in the Back of the Classroom Instead of Quietly Asking Out Our Crush I think we blew it Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 16, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, January 15, 2025 Your printer has been quietly narcing on you since the ‘80s Authors By Jesse Published January 15, 2025
14 People Who Died on the Toilet Plus, one guy whose life was saved by toilets Authors By Jesse Published January 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had to Scoop Out of This Tauntaun Before We Could Turn In for the Night It’s freaking cold out here! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 15, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, January 14, 2025 Good news: your smart home devices are always watching, and can report ‘unrecognized movements’ Authors By Jesse Published January 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Mommies Slapped Out of Our Hands Because We Kept Putting Them in Our Mouths Disney is very literally running a false flag operation Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 14, 2025
5 Trademarked Smells Stinking Up Rarified Air If you fill out the right paperwork, you can force a government bureaucrat to sniff your shoes Authors By Jesse Published January 14, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Can’t Stuff Back in the Tube Even Nikki Glaser’s B material was top-notch Authors By Jesse Published January 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Cheaper Than Therapy But Likely Somewhat Less Effective You could spend a hundred bucks to get advice from a Millennial bro on his side hustle... or you could read these facts Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 13, 2025
14 Weird Ways to Traverse the Globe Magellan was a fraud. These are the people who really know how to circumnavigate a planet Authors By Jesse Published January 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like Fidget Spinners for Your Restless Brain They’re not gonna get you far, but they’ll kill some time Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, January 12, 2025 One humpback whale really put in the effort for a booty call Authors By Jesse Published January 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Aren’t Native to Your Brain and Will Thus Consume and Destroy All the Knowledge That Was Already in There It’s an infestation of factoids Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Carry Around in Our Wallet Instead of Pictures of Our Kid When the boy can tell us one fact about ‘Pulp Fiction,’ we’ll consider adding him Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Anthony Bourdain’s appearance on ‘The Simpsons’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 11, 2025
