Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Douse the Fiery Rage of Injustice Burning in Your Brain Every little bit helps Authors By Jesse Published January 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Nerdy Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Built a Transformation Chamber That Suddenly Made Them Extremely Suave and Attractive Did I do that? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Make Snow Angels in Your Cerebrospinal Fluid The first video game Easter egg was laid with malicious intent Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, January 26, 2025 How much Barq’s Root Beer could kill a man? Authors By Jesse Published January 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Promise to Stop Drinking If You Let Them Be Secretary of Defense You think an ‘alcoholic’ would offer to STOP drinking alcohol? Do you know how crazy you sound right now? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture That Have Improved the Dental Health of Americans for Decades, But Are Now Illegal Because a President’s Nephew Did Too Many Drugs in the ‘70s We must deplatform nephews Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Were Released From Prison by a Fellow Felon Not a great recidivism rate so far, but we’ll see how it goes Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Arose From the Dead When We Uttered a Passage From an Ancient Tome Our eyes turned milky white, and we spoke a dead language in a guttural growl. We’re in for it now Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, January 24, 2025 Doctors have invented a way to snort away your sadness. History repeats itself Authors By Jesse Published January 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Carved From a Single Block of Marble I saw the factoid in the marble and carved until I set it free Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, January 23, 2025 Welcome to the resistance, Houston-area rats Authors By Jesse Published January 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We’ve Been DMing to Instagram Models in Case They’re Sapiosexuals We have a zero percent success rate. Maybe you’ll have more luck Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 23, 2025
14 Weird Lies About the English Language Upheld by Grammar Fascists Oh, you want me to not split infinitives? Too late, buddy! Authors By Jesse Published January 21, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, January 20, 2025 Volkswagen used to be a real player in the sausage game Authors By Jesse Published January 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Undeserving Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Got Cast Over Us in the Big Spring Play It’s all politics Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 20, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Stole From the Self-Checkout Aisle We’re still a few hundred bucks away from a felony offense Authors By Jesse Published January 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Sticky Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Hid Under Our Cap to Help With Our Four-Seam Fastball If you saw us rub our temple, no you didn’t Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Stole From the Cookie Jar Who, me? Yes, you! Couldn’t be! Then who? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 19, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Dog Got Into, and Now They’re an Absolute Mess Down, girl! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 18, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Spoon-Feed Your Brain With Choo-Choo Train Sound Effects Open wide, here it comes! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published January 18, 2025
