Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Plucked Off a Broken, Rotting Branch of the Tree of Knowledge It doesn’t seem like The Big Man cared all that much Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Syphoned Out of Our Neighbor’s Car in the Middle of the Night We need it more than they do Authors By Jesse Published April 28, 2025
14 Actors Who Took a Prolonged Hiatus — For Better or Worse Quitting might be the best thing for your career Authors By Jesse Published April 28, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, April 27, 2025 Congratulations, Lyft, you’ve invented... licensed taxis Authors By Jesse Published April 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Busy Assisting Other Callers, Please Hold Your call is appreciated Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Know What They Did Now is the time for repair Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 27, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Shamefully Lugged to Our Car in a Cardboard Box After They Let Us Go We also ripped our pants and stepped in a puddle, if you even care Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Had to Deliver in an Elevator During a Power Outage Hero’s a strong word. But we’ll take it Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Caught Smooching on the Jumbotron It wasn’t even Kiss Cam-o-clock Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 26, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Spoken to Us in Unison by Australian Twins ‘Run! He’s got a gun!’ Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, April 25, 2025 If you see ‘Goldsmith kills carpenter in late-night attack’ on your Citizen app, it’s a good day to stay inside Authors By Jesse Published April 25, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Lit Aflame and Poured Down the Castle Wall at the Ascending Marauders, to No Avail Well, it was worth a try Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 24, 2025 I went to the Superdeep Borehole and everyone knew you Authors By Jesse Published April 24, 2025
The 14 Most Successful Contestants in American Game Show History ‘Cracked’ writer Ken Jennings is on this list, obviously, but perhaps not where you’d expect Authors By Jesse Published April 24, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Wrote in a Blind Rage Because We Hated the ‘Mighty Ducks’ TV Show So Much Move over, Emilio Estevez Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, April 23, 2025 I’m not addicted, I can quit betting on Pope stuff any time I want Authors By Jesse Published April 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 14 Horrifying Celebrity Toys, Dolls and Sculptures Too Inaccurate to Be Haunted What if we kissed under the sopping wet Colin Firth? Authors By Jesse Published April 23, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Tried Yelling Nervously at the Easter Egg Roll, But It Only Seemed to Make Things Worse We have yelling at cameras to thank for our entire career Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 22, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 22, 2025 A group of scientists (or maybe bullies) swears that you can see a new color if you let them zap you in the eye with a laser Authors By Jesse Published April 22, 2025
14 Child Actors Who Quit While They Were Way Ahead Love ‘em or hate ‘em, one thing is true: you’re the reason they quit Authors By Jesse Published April 22, 2025
