Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 13, 2025 It’s increasingly likely that there will be a Conclave insider trading scandal in our lifetimes Authors By Jesse Published May 13, 2025
14 Disturbing Overshares from Shameless Celebrities Everything we’ve learned about Gronk’s hog has been against our will Authors By Jesse Published May 13, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Bumbling Henchmen Brought Back to Our Lair Instead of That Blasted Hero In their defense, you get what you pay for Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Monday, May 12, 2025 ACAB means Fuzai the adorable corgi Authors By Jesse Published May 12, 2025
The Oldest Pros in Pro Sports There’s nothing more tragic than an 80-year-old snooker player cut down in his prime. Authors By Jesse Published May 12, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Carved Into the Tree Where We First Kissed Anyone can carve a few initials. Our love is special Authors By Jesse Published May 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Lock Themselves in a Chapel Until They Can Agree on Which One Becomes Fact Pope You know it smells crazy in there Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Carried You When There Was Only One Set of Footprints in the Sand Or maybe you carried them. Honestly, the whole thing is kind of a blur Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 11, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Magneto Dissolved Out of Our Hemoglobin to Escape That Weird Prison Sorry about that. But also, ouch Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Reunited for a Recap Podcast Because They Don’t Have Much Else Going on and It’s Easy Money If no one’s biting on a reboot, what’s left to do but recap, right? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Spontaneously Beached Themselves Upon the Shores of Our Amygdala Nothing a little dynamite can’t clear up Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 10, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Decimate Your Brain’s Microbiome Call it cranial diarrhea Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 9, 2025 Disney parks will tolerate a lot of weird stuff, but they draw the line at nose candy Authors By Jesse Published May 09, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 8, 2025 Why is the TSA so obsessed with shoes when every lithium-ion battery in every laptop is one step away from being a whole grenade? Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2025
14 Actors Who Defended or Straight Up Saved a Life of a Costar No one can deny Pierce Brosnan’s 007 bona fides Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Didn’t Realize We Were Supposed to Dilute With Milk or Water So We’re in for a Wild Morning We’re about to email God Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 7, 2025 A lawyer was literally laughed out of court because his logo was so lame Authors By Jesse Published May 07, 2025
14 TV and Movie Characters Played by Multiple Actors Two Beckies worked out better than expected… let’s go for three! Authors By Jesse Published May 07, 2025
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are a Bit Overdressed for the Occasion Tone it down a smidge Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 06, 2025
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 6, 2025 Think you’ve got what it takes to break the world record for toilet paper stacking? Authors By Jesse Published May 06, 2025
