40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Put in Our Tuxedo Pocket Instead of Our Wedding Vows

In many ways, our love is like that Tommy Lee Jones ad for Japanese canned coffee...
40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Put in Our Tuxedo Pocket Instead of Our Wedding Vows

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Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

Awful Plot Twists Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013) A bored housewife in a boring marriage has an affair with a hot billionaire who turns out to be a psycho. Classic erotic thriller stuff. But then the movie ends with her getting AIDS and living the rest of her life alone, as some sort of cosmic punishment. Yikes. CRACKED.COM

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Tommy Lee Jones

Celebrity overseas gigs TOMMY LEE JONES' Suntory Boss coffee ad As a strict teacher in a pretty funny ad for Japan's #1 canned coffee brand, he uses special powers (like shooting laser beams out of his eyes) to keep Japanese students in line. Не mostly just has to scowl, so he completely nails it. CRACKED

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McDonald’s Pedometers

CRACKED MCDONALD'S PEDOMETERS. STEP-iT STEP-IT STEP-iT STEP-iT STEP-iT STEP-iT These Step It pedometers found in Happy Meals were a feeble attempt to prove McDonald's cares about health. Maybe they just needed proof that kids don't care about their step or calorie count.

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Dodgeball Boot Camp

The Cast Went To Dodgeball Boot Camp CRACKED.COM In preparation for the film, the entire cast ran indoor dodgeball drills at a boot camp. Stiller said the practice consisted of the cast gathering at a gym a few times a week playing dodge- ball. The game was physically exhaust- ing for many of the cast, Stiller added, It's a game for the young. It's one thing when you're eight, but when you're 38, it gets really exhausting. Af- ter three or four minutes, you're fried.

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Your Name

TIME TRAVEL MOVIES YOUR NAME THE TIME-TRAVEL GENRE SHIFT IS SUBTLY FORESHADOWED. If you look closely as Mitsuha and Taki chat over text, you will notice that the dates on their cellphones do not match, giving away the plot twist. CRACKED.COM

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Pocahontas

POCAHONTAS POCAHONTAS CRACKED.COM The real story of Pocahontas would not be Disney material. Although the movie portrays her as an adult, John Smith was almost 30 when he met Pocahontas, who was only 10.

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Comedy Tropes

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM LOUD = FUNNY PALL TKF 10 If you can't make it funny, make it LOUD! This subgenre of comedy is filled entirely by spastic children that are entertained by wild gesticulations, akin to jingling keys in front of an infant.

Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe won't do anything remotely lupine. WOLVERINE Crowe was given first dibs on playing Wolverine, but worried he'd be be typecast as Mr. Wo

Marvel Universe Live

MARVEL UNIVERSE LIVE CRACKEDCO It's Marvel's most cosmic heroes riding stunt-cycles and showing off their karate skills. And yes, some dude went to th

Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr. 1E 0 CRACKEDC After getting booted from Ally McBeal for repeated run-ins with the law, he was really reaching for his Next Big Thing

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40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Put in Our Tuxedo Pocket Instead of Our Wedding Vows

Boba Fett

CRACKED COM STAR WARS MOST UNDERRATED: MOST OVERRATED Qui- Gon Jinn Boba Fett - Strong, clever Jedi. -Has exactly four lines in - Played by his own ru

George Lucas

According to his ex-wife Marcia, George Lucas planned to reveal BOBA FETT AND DARTH VADER WERE BROTHERS in the STAR WARS prequels. BROTHERS STICy ROTH

Boy Meets World

40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Put in Our Tuxedo Pocket Instead of Our Wedding Vows

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40 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Accidentally Put in Our Tuxedo Pocket Instead of Our Wedding Vows

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