37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Eccentric Teacher Recited After Standing on His Desk

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37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Eccentric Teacher Recited After Standing on His Desk

Matthew McConaughey used to shoot armadillos for a living.

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Seinfeld

Friends don't use your place while you're not home. CRACKED COM Jerry routinely lets Kramer use his apartment as his own. In the Risk episode, Kramer and Newman play Risk at Jerry's while Jerry leaves saying, Thanks for having me over, guys.

Big Hero 6

The Big Hero 6 movie got rid of Baymax's weird original backstory. In the comics, Hiro's dead father's brain engrams were programmed into Baymax, so Baymax has his personality. Because of that, Baymax feels very close to Hiro's mother, but both he and Hiro decided it's in her best interest that she doesn't know Baymax's AI was built from her dead husband's memories. CRACKED.COM

Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey was hired by a country club in Texas to set up sand traps in a golf course. Не was later given a gun to shoot armadillos when those critters began eating the grass at the golf course. GRAGKED.COM

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Looper

Masterfully Subverted Tropes Looper The marvel of time travel Most time travel movies try to put a novel spin on it, while also treating it like a big deal. Looper's own novel spin, however, is dismissing the importance and details of its mechanics and instead focusing on its effects. The film removes the coolness from Bruce Willis' time-shenanigans by rather showing the crushing weight of his child-killing spree. CRACKED.COM

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Naruto

Pop Culture Looks You Couldn't Pull Off Naruto Forehead Protectors/ Ninja Headbands This thing's function is suspect, as it only protects your forehead and not your face, your skull, or anything else really. It's goodto show which ninja team you're on, but headband aren't in style except for 1980s exercise videos. CRACKED.COM

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin

Mila Kunis & Macaulay Culkin R Before Kunis went on to marry former That 70s Show costar Ashton Kutcher, she had an eight-year, extremely private relationship with Home Alone child star Macaulay Culkin. She takes the blame for the terrible break-up, but Culkin and Brenda Song have a child together so it seems like everything worked out alright. CRACKED.COM

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The Blind Side

The Blind Side MICHAEL OHER 74 AVECRS CRACKEDCO Oher says he's glad the film has inspired people around the world. But he hates that it portrays him as knowing nothing about sports, before Sandra Bullock swooped in to save the day. Quite simply, I'm tired of the movie.

The 1975

The 1975 was named after a journal entry. Matty Healy found an old book in a yard sale that had an entry dated 1st June, The 1975. CRACKED.GOM

The Mechanical Shark from Jaws

37 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Eccentric Teacher Recited After Standing on His Desk

Venom

TOM HARDY'S VENOM IS A COMBINATION OF WOODY ALLEN, CONOR MCGREGOR AND REDMAN. ENOM The character has all of McGregor's violence and Redman's freewheel

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