Sports are high-octane, adrenaline-pumping feats of athletic power you can do in a stadium or, hell, in your backyard, for all we care. With the exception of golf, sports are pretty fun. Sometimes they're even violent! And as long as fans in the stands know which set of laundry to root for, these might get ugly soon. No one likes a cheap shot or a bad call from the ref. When those things happens, emotions arise. Not the pleasant kind. 

And look, if your next Thanksgiving backyard football game gets all jacked up because Brad his Tagger a little too hard, it's gonna suck. But it can't be worse than these examples. Remember: when things get heated on the field, it's important to take a deep breath and count to ten. If you're still feeling a little spicy, then you can start making threats, throwing chairs, and choking out your coach.

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