40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Getting Back Together for a 20th Anniversary Tour, Just Like Every Other Band You Liked in High School

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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Getting Back Together for a 20th Anniversary Tour, Just Like Every Other Band You Liked in High School

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Futurama

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Soap

SOAPWAS A 70s PRIME-TIME SOAP OPERA SPOOF. AND IT enDeD WITH JESSICA ABOUT TO ве SHOT BY A FIRING SQUAD. Soap was a mostly lighthearted comedy that focused on shenanigans and convoluted plotlines. So it was wildly out of character for the show to finish its fourth season with main character Jessica Tate facing a South American firing squad. The final episode of the final season concluded with her bracing for the incoming bullets. CRACKED COM https://youtu be/HoMLspq6H9s

The Simpsons

CRACKED COM The Simpsons nearly got cancelled before it aired. PULK After the first viewing of the pilot episode, One Enchanted Evening, both the writers and the network executives were displeased. The writing wasn't great, but it was the animation that really turned them off. Luckily, the next episode, Bart the Genius, was better and saved the series from an early death.

The Office

Much of the humor of the office comes from how, as a manager, Michael Scott is an incompetent buffoon. .. RAKL HITE - CONT CERTIFICATE OF ACHIEVEMENT TO di THE YEAR SUNDER EMPIRE DATE - KISCHE A SCOTT 1997 - APT WITH - MICHAEL G SCOTT - - - People forget, however, that he is also a top-notch salesman, winning Dunder Mifflin's Top Salesman of the Year two years in a row (1996 & 1997). CRACKED.COM

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold was very tolerant... with one key caveat: CRACKED.COM I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

CRACKED.COM A Spider-Man musical was the most expensive Broadway production ever. Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark was hugely ambitious - and that was its downfall. With the convoluted story being rewritten all the time, and performers constantly getting injured from the elaborate stunts, it didn't last long before it had to be seriously scaled down.

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Planet of the Apes

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Eternals

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Ken Marino

Ken Marino CRACKED COM Before Ken Marino conquered comedy's confident jock market, popping up in just about everything, he played Victor, and sadly, retired this amazing hair.

Glass

CRACKEDCO You were definitely supposed to associate the three main characters in Glass with individual colors. They prepped you with marketing before

Bella Thorne

When A hacker threatened to leak Bella Thorne's nudes... ...she released them herself -- exposing his phone number billboat to her 7 music awards mill

World Cup

GRAGT The first World Cup was such a low -stakes event that it almost didn't happen. European footballers weren't paid enough that they could afford t

Game of Thrones

GAME OF HRONES EVERYONE LOVED THE REVELATION OF 'HODOR' AND THE GENTLE GIANT CHARACTER. Bran's warging leads to devastating repercussions for 'Wylis'

Captain Kirk

CRACKEDcO Captain Kirk used a cellphone long before e you did. Your phone no longer has a flip top (probably), but William Shatner as Kirk still beat

Superman

SUPERMAN CRACKEDCON IS A RIP- OFF OF A PULP NOVEL. CLADIATOR Hugo Danner, protagonist of Gladiator, has super strength, bulletproof skin, and the abil

Xbox

XBOX Initially, the marketing team hated the name, SO they came up with an entire list of names they thought were better. They did decide to leave XB

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