45 Quotes From Famous People for the Hall of Ugh

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45 Quotes From Famous People for the Hall of Ugh

Today we learned that there is no correlation between fame, fortune and intelligence. 

While it was great to know that us dummies still have a shot at some real success, it was also a little upsetting to realize that these dummies actually influence a lot of people. Yeesh. If you don’t want to lose respect for some of your favorite celebrities, you might want to skip this one.

Kelly Osbourne

If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump? Kelly Osbourne CRACKED.COM

Axl Rose

CRACKED.COM IT'S REALLY HARD TO MAINTAIN A ONE-ON-ONE RELATIONSHIP IF THE OTHER PERSON IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW ME TO BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. - Axl Rose 1989 interview with Rolling Stone

Ashton Kutcher

IUAL If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food... we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. Ashton Kutcher, solving the world's problems while trying to mathematically figure out how you can have 2.5 men CRACKED.COM

Justin Bieber (Again)

CRACKED.COM I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad. Justin Bieber, voicing a better political opinion than most cable pundits

Paris Hilton

CRACKED.COM C P. MEDIT PARIS HILT Hol Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me. Paris Hilton, presumably talking about her previous lives Hollywood

Sienna Miller

I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is. Sienna Miller, apparently believing that emphysema is a state of mind CRACKED.COM

Tyrese

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Sarah Jessica Parker

CRACKED.COM I love the smell of diapers. I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm, like a baked good. Sarah Jessica Parker, truly finding yum in someone else's yuck (somehow)

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Kim Kardashian (Yes, Again)

WHAT IS MY TALENT? WELL, A BEAR CAN JUGGLE AND STAND ON A BALL AND HE'S TALENTED, BUT HE'S NOT FAMOUS CRACKED.COM - KIM KARDASHIAN

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Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle has stepped in it a whole bunch of times, so let's just go with the most comprehensive: CRACKED.COM I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson isn't quite sure what tuna is: tl GRACKED.COM Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'?

Shaq

Shaq can't recall if he partied at the Parthenon. GRACKED COM When someone asked if he visited the Parthenon while he was in Greece: I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera cannes't take this one back: CRACKED.COM So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

David Beckham

David Beckham's problem is already solved! CRACKED.COM I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion.

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney defines the new American dream: CRACKED.COM I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian goes fishing for compliments, catches backlash: = 20 26 DO 24 25 19 23 21 22 Pit 95 35 3) 38 99 8 CRACKED.COM You guys, I'm not that skinny! I'm down to 119 pounds. I will say when I take out my hair extensions I am less.

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz fancies herself a bit of a prodigy: CRACKED.COM I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

Kanye

Kanyeto, ergo sum: CRACKED.COM I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold was very tolerant... with one key caveat: CRACKED.COM I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Craig T. Nelson

Craig т. Nelson lifted himself up by his bootstraps: CRACKED.COM I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No.

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone has big plans for his next life: CRACKED.COM The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi thanks George Floyd for his sacrifice. coo TROUBLE After Derek Chauvin was convicted of murdering George Floyd, Pelosi gave a speech in which she thanked Floyd for sacrificing your life for justice. Being murdered isn't a sacrifice. CRACKED.GOM

Elon Musk

Elon Musk and, well, every second thing he says. - - - Our top choice for dumbest take this time around is when he shared his skepticism concerning COVID-19: Elon Musk @elonmusk Mar 6, 2020 The coronavirus panic is dumb CRACKED.GOM

Bette Midler

Bette Midler wants to applaud all housekeepers for knowing how kitchen appliances work. At the start of the pandemic, Midler tweeted: I never knew my appliances as well as I'm starting to know them. So grateful to #Kenmore and #Maytag. This is no joke. I salute housekeepers around the globe, doing your best to keep your families well, safe and alive. CRACKED.COM

Terry Crews

Terry Crews on Black supremacy. FORCE OF NATURE In 2020, Crews tweeted an unfortunate and wholly unnecessary sentence: Defeating White supremacy without White people creates Black supremacy. Equality is the truth. Like it or not, we are all in this together. Oof. CRACKED.COM

Meghan McCain

Meghan McCain During the 2020 New York protests following the death of George Floyd, McCain tweeted that her neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. Not only did her neighbor Kristen Bartlett debunk her rants to the outside world, but it turned out McCain wasn't even in New York at the time. CRACKED.COM

Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres compared self-quarantine to jail. While broadcasting to her viewers from home, she said: One thing that I've learned from being in quarantine is that people - this is like being in jail, is what it is. CRACKED.GOM

Moby

MOBY moby XVX @thelittleidiot Mar 23 A reminder: in a vegan world there would be no pandemics. 100% of pandemics are zoonotic in origin. #veganforlife Someone tell him how cholera works. CRACKED.COM

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