It has been said that the gap between the haves and the have-nots is widening, and that's done undeniably damage to society. But let's all take a little solace in the fact that those powerful haves often say some pretty stupid crap. And we're right here, ready to pounce. As the Mandalorian code states, “This is the way.”

And we like things our way. And that often means giving those who deserve it a bit of a hard time. Comedy is about punching up, after all. So gather round the bonfire as we throw another fistful of celebrity stupidity on it and maybe just a little commentary to fan the flames. We wish we had some hotdogs for this little wiener roast, but alas, we sadly don’t.

The great Uncle Ben once said, "With great power, comes great responsibility." Some famous folks didn't get that memo, though, evidenced by them just saying whatever stupid things their brains just come up with.

 

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People will soon get tired of staring plywood at a box every night. Darryl F. Zanuck, Co-founder, President, and Producer of 20th Century Fox studio

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Really I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect. -Linus Torvalds, Founder of Linux, in a 2003 inter

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Net neutrality would require that every search engine produce an equal number of results that satisfy every disagreement about  issue. And tha

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CHRISTINE O'DONN CIH They are - they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are -breeding humans and animals and com

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I'm fully confident that copyright for instance, will no longer exist in 10 years. -David Bowie in a 2002 New York Times interview

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