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Great content which I found very useful - will surely come back again.
Replyjoin this group and get YOUR NAME in the Guinness Book of Records!
Reply[...] Barack Obama. We’ve already liveblogged both the vice presidential debates as well as the presidential debates, so we might as well ruin this historic moment, too. What we lack in tact and political astuteness [...]
ReplyHaha DOB seconded my nomination for Plumber/Sixpack '08! XD
ReplyLet the blue-collared blog editors unite!
Hah, this was the best debate ever. Good bye, Mccain.
Replylbh, Swaim, himself, broke the 321 record. I think he achieved a legendary 600+ in one article. I cannot remember the which, however. I distinctly remember Swaim getting double anal, though. That's not the kind of thing you forget.
ReplyI thought DOB's political outburst was the best bit. But. I do think he's letting the candidate's public faces disillusion him too much; obviously they're going to be tame and middle-of-the-road, they want the votes that they don't already have. Their policies are available online and aren't particularly vague. Most people just don't care. It doesn't mean that neither Obama nor McCain would make a good President. It's a symptom of the times.
ReplyAlso, I want to know who he's going to vote for.
I wonder if we can break Swaim's Arrested Developement "column" comment record of 321?
ReplyOr has that aready been done?
Of course I didn't watch the debate (relax I can't vote in it anyway) but did Obama really advocate putting away the video games?Because he is putting campaign ads in video games.That's like mccain adeverting on the overhead projector down at the cockamammie planetarium.
Replyis it wrong to use this as a substitute for actually watching the debate?
ReplyDid you know that you're going to make the world a better place by voting this coming election? For real. The power is in YOUR hands. YOU get to choose who the president is and he'll save the country again, just like every other president does.
ReplyAnd remember, it's alright to vote for evil... as long as it's the lesser of two evils!
Happy world-saving/voting!
yeah i know im way late but i dont care.
Reply9:16 PM Dan O’Brien - Can we cut spending on education? We TRIED pouring money into that sinking ship, and it’s clearly not working. Stupid people are everywhere. Let’s just cut our losses.
HAHA fucking brilliant! DOB in 2012
"Nixon said we imported more than 17 percent of our foreign oil, now we're importing more than 60 percent. How much can we reduce that and how?"
ReplyAre you guys really that upset they couldn't give a numeric answer to this question? 100% of foreign oil is imported. ALL THE TIME. If it's foreign, it is imported by definition, and you can't change that. You can't reduce it. They both avoided a direct answer to the question because the question was stupid, and neither of them wanted to be the candidate who publicly pointed out that the average voter is stupid.
im so late but i wanna join in...
ReplyChannel: abc then cnn then fox then i turned on the exorcist
drink: pinot noir, the big cheap bottle by Cavet
wear: a t shirt with a big red wine stain on it
Best "off the top of his head" quote of the night...
Reply"I heard on This American Life that life is full of unexpected beauty and wonderment."
brilliant
Vote Plumber/Sixpack in '08 !! Joe the Plumber is YOUR man when economy's down the drains!!
ReplyAlso I hated this debate. I was screaming "LIARS!" the whole way through.
ReplyFinaly dan is returning it his roots!
ReplyYay for hannah montana hate.
"Give a NUMBER. One fucking number. 2. 12. 37. These are all good numbers."
ReplyOh my God.
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy- Presidency. Obama, McCain, Connery.
"I'll take RaiseYourArmsAboveYourHead for 700 billion."
"DAMNIT!"
"Oh, I nailed your mother to the wall, Trebek!"
And so on.
Alcohol poisoning in 60 seconds: take a shot every time ol' maverick blinks.
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