In every campaign, some mud must be slung. And until recently, Obama has enjoyed the reputation of running the “cleaner campaign.” But apparently the shit’s about to get real, because Obama’s gloves are off and he’s come out swinging with an attack ad … attacking McCain for … attacking him.
That confusing concept is about to play out before your very eyes, with some minor adjustments by yours truly (purely for the sake of simplicity).
When not writing for Cracked, Michael does fuck all as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren’t Muskets!
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September 20th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
A pleasure to come to your site. Thanks very much! Goodluck.
May 24th, 2009 at 2:51 am
Ага. Фактов всегда достаточно – не хватает фантазии. Желаю автору ее поболее
February 28th, 2009 at 4:59 am
God point about this, nice summary.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
laughed so hard I spit taco bell food all over the desk…probably for the best. thanks, swaim, for unintentionally saving me from an evening of nightmarish diarrhea.
November 1st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I love you Mr. Swaim and I’m not ashamed to admit it!
Okay maybe ashamed but not as ashamed as if you looked at my internet history.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:17 pm
why is there a picture of david lynch?
October 31st, 2008 at 10:06 am
“Republican” is a new synonym for “douchebag”.
October 30th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I am John Obama and I approve this message.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Anyone else think back to Team America when they said Obama eats dicks?
That monologue was the best! lol
October 30th, 2008 at 5:24 am
Fucking Funny
October 30th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Ok, I liked that. Funny.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
October 29th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
First minute of Who’s Nailin Paylin
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=0b04c62c5db3ad8298a8&page=12&viewtype=&category=mr
October 29th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Bwahahahaha!
Great work.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
ok, that amused the shit out of me.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Wow God. Been reading much David Icke recently?
October 29th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
God is right, reptile men run everything. Everyone put on your tinfoil hats so they cant read your minds.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I’m with Spicy Baconator! Bees 08!
October 29th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Man, a sick part of me hopes this campaign will never end, just so every last bit of humor can be squeezed out of it–and then the dead horse flogged over and over like dead hookers being flogged over and over like dead horses and jokes.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Go back to sleep, America.
Your government has it all under control.
Go back to sleep.
Here’s American Idol…Vote for that.
Go back to sleep, America.
It’ll all be okay.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Why vote? It’s clear Reptiles run everything.
Wake up sheeple.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
this is no new kind of story
October 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Swaim you’re talking like a pedophile in the first part of this video!
October 29th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Bees 08! A vote for change? Barack Obama is still a human! We need our first insect president! Bzzz!
October 29th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Good stuff. I was disappointed that it had nothing direct to do with David Lynch, though.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
John: because he is known for his convoluted and hard to follow plots. It’s a stretch, I admit, but so was Mulholland Drive.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Barack Obama: Eating Dicks for a Living.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
That was hilarious, especially the fart noise at the end. I laughed out loud and whole heartedly. Thank you for making this.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Holy crap, America, just get the elections over with, already!
October 29th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Why is there a photo of David Lynch on the portal to this article?
October 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am
HAW!
October 29th, 2008 at 10:27 am
*shrinking in horror* The voice. The vooooooooooice…
It’s about to tell me there’s Good News, isn’t it? ISN’T IT?
October 29th, 2008 at 10:20 am
LOL, At this point in the game, I cant believe McBush is still even in teh game. Surely no one with a single ounce of common sense is seriously considering McBush. Everything out of his mouth lately is either made up as he goes along or is jsut an outright lie. How can someone support a man whose word means nothing?
Jiff
http://www.Privacy-Center.net
October 29th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Ha. Farts. Almost makes me wish that they had replaced the town hall debate with a farting contest.
And by almost, I mean definitely, and we should start a movement to make that happen in 2012.
October 29th, 2008 at 9:54 am
My confusion has resulted in a hasty and possibly horrible life decision. I’m voting Swaim/DOB ‘08.
October 29th, 2008 at 9:41 am
So I guess this makes it 6?
October 29th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Awesomeness
October 29th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I am going to vote for John McCain because he’s old enough to be a grandfather, and mines dead, so I feel like I am missing out.
John McCain for my Grandfather, 08!
October 29th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Finally back to dick jokes!
Fabulous.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Lame.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Huh? I missed the jokes I guess.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Dispite the fact that he’s old, John McCain can still make a fart joke! Yay!
October 29th, 2008 at 7:45 am
hahahahahaha
wow.
You are the funniest man alive!
October 29th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Talking heads..dickheads all of ‘em!
October 28th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Sorry…workin’ on it. It’s good, trust me. It’ll be worth it. Just…you know, wait.
October 28th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Something’s missing!