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We decided to challenge our readers to attempt the impossible: Come up with an idea for a porno so bad that even they wouldn't watch it. Since we understand that this is no small task, we decided to pay the winner twice as much this week (of course, it didn't hurt that we were paying with Kevin Smith's money). As always, the winner is below, but first the runners up. #15. #14.
#13.
#12. #11.
#10.
#9.
#8.
#7.
#6. #5.
#4.
#3.
#2.
And the winner is...
Congrats, Dr.Macaroni. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. Your theme is: The Day After the Election... of 2012. Think about how drastically things have changed since 2004--most of it horribly for the worst. Now just imagine what the world could look like at this point four years from now. How will the world have changed? It'll be after another long presidential campaign, so who will the candidates be? What will be the big issues? Fire up photoshop and show us, the best one will get $50. If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out The 2008 Election (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds). And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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i think that mccain and bindens penises are toooo big... its an overstatement.....
Where's "Schindler's Lust"?
hey what the hell is my tape doing at number 1!!!??? I always wondered what happened to that...
Apple Computers in 1997 (as imagined in 1987... hilarious!)
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e538c0b82b5d1fa0db4d
They should have one with a hot girl who has a big ass and she is eating cabbage and eggs and a burrito and she farts on my face. Actually that would be a great idea for a porno.
5,4, and 3 were hilarious. 3-being the most appealing.
I think "Things We've Shoved Up This Blokes Arse III" might be a decent porno, I mean, the first two were pretty good.
Number 1 is definitely the winner. I'd placed #15 closer...
No 7 allright hellblade just real short like bambi meets godzilla
shouldn't #1 have been disqualified because it was already used?
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by CRACKED at December 27, 2005
best boobies clip ever! who's nailin' paylin! russell brand's firing on the bbc! boobies!
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=bfa4055a7d13cd430dde&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr
So many winners here... But 2, 1, and especially 12 f**k'd my $#!T up... so, SO disturbing...
Quote: "Come up with an idea for a porno so bad that even they wouldn't watch it."
What - High School the Porno - Why exactly would I not want to see that?
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Number one is hilarious. That would definitely be one of the most disturbing things someone could ever see.
you actually picked the correct winrar this time. good work cracked
PALIN gets PRANKED by Sarkozy impersonator!
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=831ed34ea48cb6e843fd
The Ernest video is just uncalled for. That man defined my childhood. Hence the explanation for how I turned out. I don't get the Larry Bird one though?
Here's my idea. Throw asian women into washing machines and watch them get soaped up? Well, at least it's funny. *NSFW*
http://www.icanhassex.com/content/it_can_be_time_wash
yep, #1 is definitely #1. but why is #7 undesireable? no fisting/golden showers/insert other sick acts, you bunch of freaks!
No, not the ones that make silly gag gifts. The ones that look like torture devices from a post-Apocalyptic future.
1970s broads versus the broads of today! Fight!
Apparently, science likes sex as much as Cracked.
Let's ruin Disney again!
Also, it doesn't make you smarter.
They really are all out to get you.
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I liked 13... and the HSP one. Hmmm... It'll be more successful then HSM, still. :P
And about the Shins of sin one, I remember joking about that when my friend told me that in the old times showing your ankle was scandalous. I said something along the lines of, "That whore is showing her ankles. A stripper!"