Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.
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ReplyI didn't have a choice before? Praise the spambot king for freeing the lowly commenters from... I don't even know. Your sales pitch needs some work.
What do I need to do to get it to play? Cracked videos never work for me for some reason.
ReplyYou can search it on youtube.
Dear gosh...I clicked the wrong link Swaim...
ReplyI thought this was:
Elexploitation: 9 Shameless Ways People Milked the Erection.
Thanks...Now I have to tell all my friends all over the internet that this isn't what I thought it would be.
It's funny how our minds work; seemingly replacing R's with L's and vice versa...
...Right Japan?
Yes, mad props to the Troll 2 scream a the end.
ReplyOh, and the Ba-rock was great as well
RING POPS! Hahahaha, Swaim you're the greatest.
ReplyWhere's the store? I wanted to buy 2 Ba-Rocks and get a free Mc-Cane.
ReplyNever stop michael, I LUV YOU!!!!
ReplyRing Pops! That made me laugh so hard! So did the Mc Cain. Swaim is the best, as always.
ReplyIt took me a few moments to realize his increasing number of political pins.
Replywoahh there. Paul Simon is alive and well
Replylol two ba rocks and a mc cane
ReplyPaul Simon isn't dead. =( Don't make me sad for no reason.
Replyinfinite diggs
ReplyWhat a laugh! Great stuff! I tried to send this missive by my beloved McCaw Jaws, but he only got as far as the Magnolia outside my window. Damned if I'm gonna get him down. Nope, he's up the shit tree now. Crude though it be, this 'technology' will have to do:
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ReplyI didn't notice the Mc-Cane until just now. Swaim, you're ten kinds of awesome.
Replyanyone notice how more stickers keep appearing on his jacket? lol that's funny =)
ReplyOh my god i saw a guy in one of the Obama watches also this was incredible i couldn't stop laughing at the t-shirts
ReplyIs this video coming from the engineering quadrant of a starship?
ReplyI couldn't find rocks or canes in the store
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