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Jul 2nd, 2009

143 Vote

thejex

Nice to see a girl of this caliber

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Styre
Ironically she lost her leg in a knife fight.

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73 Vote
Leaf
In a cruel twist of fate, her name is Peggy.

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64 Vote
nimo
Oh great, I think she just moved in to the apartment above mine.

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48 Vote
Julius_Goat
Guns don't kill people. But they don't do this, either.

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45 Vote
Julius_Goat
The latest gun from Remington: The M36-24-36

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31 Vote
nimo
Oh this is embarrassing, I meant to cock your gun.

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30 Vote
jtklove
Her boobies are grenades.

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27 Vote
MikeRotch
Lt. Dan's girlfriend

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24 Vote
getittwistd
20 bucks for a BJ, you blow your load on me, I blow your balls off, got it?

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21 Vote
ChaseMitchell
"It was silly to think that zombie attack would mean the end of my modeling career."

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19 Vote
royaloaksm
The 2009 Obama Health Care / NRA Compromise.

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16 Vote
phreesh
Your move, Iraq

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14 Vote
Styre
OK, you're going to have to show me what's in your right hand before I can let you through this security gate.

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14 Vote
Zounds!
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me...

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14 Vote
phreesh
Sniper? I barely knew 'er.

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12 Vote
tterry
She was cute til she farted and killed the cat

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11 Vote
Diasdiem
The only girlfriend that requires a background check and a six-day waiting period.

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10 Vote
nimo
Finally, my foot fetish and my gun fetish are together at last.

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10 Vote
jtklove
She finally lost that extra 10 pounds she's been bitching about.

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10 Vote
nimo
I've never seen shopkeepers so happy to be held at gunpoint.

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9 Vote
navybond007
Risk versus reward has never been so clear

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9 Vote
Leaf
Guns don't kill people. Cripples kill people.

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8 Vote
sish2000
Banging this chick takes on a whole new meaning

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8 Vote
slarso
This is a prime example of turning being "handicapped" into being "handicapable"

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8 Vote
olaufsen
"My leg is killing me. And you."

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8 Vote
googboog
Now you can both shoot your load

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8 Vote
hwuu
No thanks Maam, I'm more of a legs man.

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jekelish
Usually when I get a lapdance, it's MY gun that's in danger of going off.

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phreesh
Where does she put the ammo?

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7 Vote
thejex
Still better than the movie

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7 Vote
IronJeff
Excuse me miss, may I help you reload?

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Zounds!
Yeah, I see it's a gun, but people would take you more seriously if you didn't dress like a whore.

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buddywts
How'd I get these barrel-burns on my cheek you ask?....funny story....

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jtklove
There was a horrible Ab-Roller accident.

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wquates
The NRA's new spokesperson beats the hell outta Charleton Heston.

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hwuu
Check out the guns on that broad

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jmxcomp
Welcome to the Museum of Impractical Weapons for Nonexistent Consumers. Here we have the prosthetic leg machine gun for one legged ninja hookers. Next we'll see the ass launched hand grenade for blind Amish skinheads.

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CaptionDatAss
"Dude, careful, she's jail bait. She's only M-16."

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blackjew
Man, they always have the worst strippers here.

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royaloaksm
Good news: You might catch her. Bad news: It's loaded.

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Bosephus5000
TNRA

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luv_doctor68
The Weinstein Company: not your typical HMO

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jonnyp
More like Planet Awesome

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ChaxC
I don't believe that I was two minutes late for this because I was reading a crappy Seanbaby article!

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Todzilla
This is called athlete's foot if you're Plaxico Burress.

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eastcoastghost
The second amendment is the right to bare ARMS, not LEGS! You stupid bitch.

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HUMLY
She's got leg. She knows how to use it.

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ChaxC
Oooh, she makes me want to auto-load.

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Diasdiem
After the tragic shooting deaths of 12 audience members on her first night as a Rockette, Sally was forced to take work wherever she could find it.

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Zounds!
The leg bone is connected to the AR-15 w/ muzzle flash hider & integrated suppressor in .223 Cliber firing 55 grain FMJ's.

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BillWilliams
N.R.A. Not Really Anything.

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WarrenGHarding
Even though the movie came out over 2 years ago, Tina figured she still had a shot.

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WarrenGHarding
She still has a problem walking up Steyrs.

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SpaceJase
Put your right foot in, put your right foot out...Oh shit, you killed three people!

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slash2049
she cooks, she cleans, she fires 3 rounds per seconds at intruders

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crhino
hey hot leg. Is your name "Ilene" ?

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Zounds!
*masturbates furiously*

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Leaf
Xena shouldn't have cheated on Gabrielle!!

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Zounds!
Chivalry died...she killed it.

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Pitt
Abs of Steel videos be damned... We got the Leg of Fuckin' Awesome workout video now...

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Leaf
Her name is either Eileen or Peggy.

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Julius_Goat
Putting the "tata" in "amputation."

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crhino
check out the war amps section of eharmony...every chick is ready to go

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gypsy61
.223 or .306, don't matter to me baby!!!!

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Julius_Goat
"And her nipples squirt napalm!"

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jekelish
Must be a pain in the ass to shop for shoes.

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idiyione
Courtesy of the world's most badass HMO

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Julius_Goat
Charlton Heston died before he could spend any time with his Real Doll.

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ChaxC
And here we have the Weinstein Company showing off the caliber of woman that they employ.

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Diasdiem
Don't piss her off. If you're lucky she'll only KICK you in the balls.

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Julius_Goat
This woman utterly destroys the "This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun" dichotomy.

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ChaseMitchell
She'd been mocked mercilessly in high school, but thanks to 'Grindhouse,' Betty's horrifying birth defect was finally considered "cool."

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spookymulder
The reason you can't see her right arm is because it's reaching back to sign on as the villain in the next Terminator movie...which will be directed by Michael Bay.

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papajon0s1
"Thanks but I'm not into the massage with the unhappy ending."

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eastcoastghost
Her last game of hop-scotch resulted in seventeen fatalities.

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ChaseMitchell
Thanks to Grindhouse, people started assuming Betty's repulsive birth defect was part of a costume.

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buddywts
when she stands around and shoots the shit- she REALLY stands around and shoots the shit!

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Truthiness
Hey cool we finally get to meet Bustychick69! Oh shit, run!!!!!!

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ChaseMitchell
She hoped the new gun leg would finally distract people from her upside-down arm.

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hwuu
She has to wear heels when she attaches the bayonette.

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Leaf
Heather Mills was perfectly equipped to kill one Beatle and marry another.

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Diasdiem
Make sure you wear a flak jacket 5 days out of the month.

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buddywts
she uses 50 calibre tampons.

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thejex
She's a straight shooter. Straight down.

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CaptionDatAss
Her measurements are 36, 24, AK-47.

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Dunstin Checks Out
When she was brought up on murder charges. She was told she didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Blinker_Fluid
I hate to admit it, but Michael Bay's remake of the Deer Hunter looks pretty good.

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HUMLY
That's nothing. Last year's model sported a crotch rocket.

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maadiman
Unlike prior models, the Feminator 2009 was easy to spot.

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Pillzbury
About once a month she releases a casing

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Artichoke
This adds a whole new meaning to "Putting my foot down."

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ChaseMitchell
(Actually it would only be ironic if she lost her leg in a gun fight.)

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TikiVonKillface
Most models won't even cut off their hair for a gig, but Amy is devoted.

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TikiVonKillface
She blows everyone else away at hopscotch.

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ChaxC
Her breasts are actually twin carbines.

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server1
dude she's such a G.W.A.G.I.L.F

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_Birgit_
Her legs are to die for...

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YogSothoth
Miss Somalia 2009

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xpacerx
In a cruel twist of fate, her name is Eileen.

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Wyldemaverick
Her last job? She worked at IHOP.

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WarrenGHarding
I hear her parents are loaded.

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Leaf
Don't worry. It's just a cap gun. A handicap gun.

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Diasdiem
Rose McGowan's stunt double

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Leaf
A machine gun would be better...

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MikeRotch
no idea what to write

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googboog
Nice guns

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agent_smith
quite possibly the best sex doll ever invented

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MikeRotch
Xena the legless warrior

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Todzilla
I know where to put my dick.

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Diasdiem
Some of the booth babes at this years NRA convention were scary as hell.

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getittwistd
Oh yeah, well guess what they replaced my vagina with?

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SpicyNutcheese
Nice skirt, I think I can see her clip!

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Zounds!
When gun conventions meet porn conventions, magic happens!

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Blinker_Fluid
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead...um, stump.

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Versus
The gun for a leg I can stand, but only one arm? Freak show!

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mdm
YOu need help loading that?

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Diasdiem
After years of derision from her friends and family, Emily "Stumpy" Stevenson's dream of becoming a model came true.

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HUMLY
Please don't excite the floor model. We've had to replace three platforms today already.

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wquates
Talk about a firecrotch.

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crhino
Do you have anyone with two legs and a switchblade vagina?

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Zounds!
Most pirates just use a wooden peg...but whatever, it's a free country.

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namowal
Good luck getting your new leg through airport security...

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phreesh
NRA fundraising just took it to another level.

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Gr3m1in
She gets her boots for half price.

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Truthiness
This is one blow job that actually has multiple definitions.

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Blinker_Fluid
Finally, a convention where the people aren't dressed as total retards.

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Nfresh
Captain Hook's children had no problems following in his footsteps as the world's most dangerous amputees

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Truthiness
Yeah that is a gun on my leg and no I'm not happy to see you. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

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DrTom
I met her on USMC-Harmony.com and, for some reason, it was love at first sight. Gunsight, that is.

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Versus
When brains are nowhere to be found, zombies always take a leg.

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jmble
Finally a sex toy for those of us who think auto erotic asphyxiation is for pussies. A ten percent chance of being shot with every use.

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jjok
I bet a pack of socks last a long time for this broad

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thejex
"She's a sex pistol. Or in this case, a sex semi-automatic rifle."

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francisbreen
Q branch have really pleased Bond this time...

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buddywts
She's been involved in some of the most complicated 911 calls ever.....

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Leaf
It's a powerful weapon, but it's just fuckin' impossible to turn it on.

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Dunstin Checks Out
Captain Morgan's Gun Show

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jjok
Is that leg weapon an automatic or not? I'm stumped

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Versus
Warning: Doggy-style may result in shot-out kneecaps.

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Bobi&Tom
If this is what pirate women look like, I'm moving to Somalia.

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Dunstin Checks Out
All this for a Howard the Duck DVD Release

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Dunstin Checks Out
Sadly she made more money than Grindhouse

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Truthiness
Next guy to make a joke about my milkshake gets shot in the foot.

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gypsy61
and some nerd will buy it for $10,000. And then I'll steal it.

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CaptionDatAss
All she needs now is a robo-parrot, a cyborg eye patch, and an adamantium hook for a hand, and she's all ready to star in Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salvation.

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Zounds!
Men are from Mars, women are from Planet Terror.

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Dunstin Checks Out
Tokyo knows their shit.

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Zounds!
My Dad was impressed when he met her. My Mom, not so much.

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coolerhandluke
Leg envy.

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papajon0s1
Don't worry. I told my wife I was going to the "gun show".

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CaptionDatAss
Bombshell

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ChaseMitchell
She's got a shooting pain in her leg.

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Pink666
and if her and ash from evil dead had a baby... it would be the ULTIMATE weapon

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TikiVonKillface
Luckily her boyfriend has a foot fetish, not a feet fetish.

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TikiVonKillface
Now she will have her revenge for everyone that called her "Ilene from the IHOP"

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theamatuer
Surgeons in the Middle East occasionally have to improvise...

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TikiVonKillface
"Sorry, we have to keep that chair free in case the pope drops by."

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Leaf
I've heard of 'shooting from the hip' but this is ridiculous!!

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house_fire
You can find her in the Foot Fetish chat rooms under the alias: DckWrckr

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CaptionDatAss
"You must've paid an arm and a leg for that gun!" "No, just a leg."

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TikiVonKillface
Top and skirt by Post Apoc Clothing, Boot by Zombie Treader, "Leg Accessory" by Smith & Wesson.

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gypsy61
Her girlfriend has a chainsaw attached to her left leg, together they get 50% of shoes

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TikiVonKillface
The only way a pretty girl can deal with large groups of nerds.

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TikiVonKillface
"Will I Need a condom, or is your Safety on?"

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Shane?
Swiss Army Babe

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luckyb
"Sure missionary's fine but I do want to express a word of caution."

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WHYAMIYELLING?
You can't really blame her for taking this job, she's on her last leg

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taterhater
Skynet's first attempt, the T-101, dramatically fails in its first efforts to hide among humans.

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Bas100
You don't want to see what her boot is hiding.

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TikiVonKillface
She felt better about her recent break up when she won the costume contest, but the first place prize was a tandem bicycle.

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Dude_Studley
guns don't kill people - people that are guns... that are legs... that... fuck.

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Gerbilman
An honourable discharge

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WarrenGHarding
Finally, a RealDoll(tm) that can also be used in home defense.

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InigoJones
Grand-Daughter Of Charlton Heston Attends Charlton Heson's Funeral.

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WHYAMIYELLING?
some fans at the conventions are really dedicated to their costumes!

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WarrenGHarding
At the end of her tour in Iraq, Maria was glad there was still work out there for her.

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luckyb
Now I know why her kid gets mad when I call him a son of a gun.

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Quinntastic!
Has anyone seen Paul McCartney? I have some business to discuss.

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luckyb
That's why Roger Podacter's dead....

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WarrenGHarding
So when do they start shooting the sequel?

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WarrenGHarding
Beautiful girl, but totally undateable. We were being intimate, but when she came she shot the dog.

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Truthiness
Shoot first and have sex later.

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mark93
why do girls have shorter feet than guys? to stand closer to the co..BANG..

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Error
It makes sense when you hear about how much of a cock the husband is.

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freshjonng
Planet Terror is now even more terrifying

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Lastnamelove
Because AK-47s are sooo last season.

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Leaf
She always gets the good parking spaces.... and it has nothing to do with her disability!!

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luckyb
Headline: Dr. Huxtable has died today delivering a son of a gun.

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AllyourBase
Hey guys! This round is on me!

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HUMLY
I know it's a limited market, but we just have to sell ONE to Heather Mills and we'll be on easy street!

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fattyman
I wonder if she works at I-Hop... It would give a whole new meaning to "tipping" the waitress...

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NoSympathy
Just pray to god she doesn't stand on your foot in the Subway..

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atheistnation
When are these punk fads going to end?!

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imthewriteone
She might not be a redhead, but there's fire down below

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Stappie1029
A whole new meaning to shot gun wedding...

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tterry
Shotgun Anus!

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Pitt
The new sex dolls are getting more and more disturbing...

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wensy
All models shown half price.

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topcatyo
Psh, you can clearly see her leg tucked be-... Hm...

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slarso
BEHOLD! The future of blowup doll technology!

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Least
Why is she smiling? She's missing her goddamn leg!

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thejex
She's not pimp limping, she's gimp limping.

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bobina
Am I the only person who knows what movie this is from?

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Kolko
When the gun company couldn't find any ordinary booth babes, they decided to be practical.

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wensy
Some assembly required.

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cptnpeacocksuit
Peggy "Peg" Legg was very popular at the all girls catholic school.

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steeze_bucket
So does this mean doggy style's out of the question?

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CavalierX
When she gives you a blow job, man, you KNOW it.

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phreesh
When chicks learn to piss standing up, we're screwed

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tterry
Being able to stick to the fridge really increases the number of possible sex positions

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fisher7045
Don't let her looks fool you. She's packing.

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mickmarch
Put a machine gun on that Bitch !!!

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wquates
The MPAA and the NRA had a real battle over this film.

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mswish18
which Twilight book is this?

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QuickWit
And I Thought I Went Off Half Cocked!

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Bas100
As wierd as footjobs are, I just had to ask for one.

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buddywts
terry fox is a pussy.

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karan8624
This is cracked.com, it must be said: *Fwap Fwap Fwap*

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Zounds!
NRA meetings get more interesting every year!

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Versus
I'm not interested in a girl who'll only use me as a crutch.

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googboog
No Thanks, I dont want the footjob anymore

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Diasdiem
What most people won't notice is that she's actually a dude.

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tonka
AK-PHWOARTY7

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H.R.Hippo
Nooo, Dad! I want Real MEGANFOXATRON. Can't you see this is just a cheap copy?

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topcatyo
Let's hope her vagina is not the aformentioned "Grindhouse".

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jjok
I get my shoes at half price

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mickmarch
The ammo feeds from my ass Big Boy.....

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HUMLY
Cross-merchandising genius: Walmart ladieswear sales up 350%!

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thejex
"Do you know how hard it is to find one left boot in a size 6 on sale? Didn't think so!"

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eastcoastghost
‘Full Metal Jerk-Off’

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Zounds!
Gorgeous. Scantily clad. Doesn't talk much. Likes firearms. Thank-you Cracked for finding my dream woman!

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papajon0s1
Hey cutie, is that an AK47 in your mini-skirt or are you just happy to see BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!

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Versus
She will not tolerate anyone who 'goes off' accidentally.

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thejex
"She gave me chlamydia, and i loved every second!"

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divinecomedy33
Pictured: Gun, Rack.

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jjok
Careful about your foot fetish if you date her. You might lose your sack.

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jmxcomp
Welcome to The Museum Impractical Weapons for Nonexistent Consumers. Here we have the prosthetic leg machine gun for one legged ninja hookers. Next we'll see the ass launched hand grenade for blind Amish skinheads.

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jmxcomp
Welcome to The Museum of Impractical Weapons for Nonexistent Consumers. Here we have the prosthetic leg machine gun for one legged ninja hookers. Next we'll see the ass launched hand grenade for blind Amish skinheads.Welcome to The Museum Impractical

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Versus
I love the smell of leather mini-skirts in the morning. Smells like... cordite?

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jjok
Thank god I'm a boob man

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thejex
She always has trouble at the airports

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crazed-inmate
eHarmony has found a match for you.

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eastcoastghost
A better attachment would be a mop or a frying pan! Am I right fellas?!

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Versus
Pffffft.... what an ugly boot.

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theamatuer
In the Middle East, you have to make do with what's available.

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nimo
Remember the Riverdance Massacre? Yeah, that was me.

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msinwash
Charlton Heston would be proud.

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crazed-inmate
Pimp seeks gimp for stint in splint. BJs, HJs, HKs and AKs. Happy Endings.

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kate_cap
The new biathalon: pole dancing and target shooting

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Dude_Studley
Recently divorced after her husband found out SHE was the one shooting blanks

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TotallyRad
In a film featuring Sylar, Quentin Tarantino as a rapist, and an Umbrella Corporation rip-off, this is probably the most mundane part of the film.

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TikiVonKillface
She's still the best kicker on the Raiders.

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_Birgit_
Her legs are to die for

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_Birgit_
Miss Tina, your perfect blow-up doll. Now for $99, ammunition not included

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mswish18
Look...her leg is a gun.

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luckyb
No no the 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms.

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bubblebrain
"...or are you just pleased to see me?"

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TikiVonKillface
That's why you always leave a note....

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WarrenGHarding
Still a better actor than Quentin Tarantino.

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Headbutt
Mom?

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luckyb
This is not what I meant by "blow-up doll"

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WarrenGHarding
She looks Brazilian. ... Which I guess means she doesn't have a hair trigger. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.

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Crazy_Bob
If this surprises you, wait till you see whats under the skirt.

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2 Vote
AllyourBase
Her pedicurist must have the strangest stories/bullet wounds ever.

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2 Vote
Zounds!
She wants to see your O-Face...of Terror!

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2 Vote
jdburke
vegas security has really taken it to the next level

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Titino
Holy shit is that a Vanilla Ice poster?

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DirtGunfrey
Taking the war against gophers to its logical extreme.

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Joss32
My last leg was a LAW but every time i shot i flew 10 feet back

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2 Vote
bastardo
"hey baby I was in the marines you know, I could field strip that in like 9 seconds"

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Priapism
what do you mean check out the guns on that one? ....oh, I see....

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Least
What the hell is her right arm doing back there?

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Pierce
Where's the eyepatch!?

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T Bird
"Dude, check out the guns on her...she must work out."

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Danthebard
aww sick an asian back there

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BagABones
Zombie Love Doll

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crhino
ahhhh...I've hard worse

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Styre
In that outfit, her high-kicks are deadly.

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hwuu
hot foot!

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Ironmallet
Arr, ye scurvy... bitches?

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Dormin111
Well, at least she's better than Planet Terror.

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nimo
You ruined a perfectly good gun.

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Versus
I never miss.

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jmble
Forget Rose McGowan's outfit, I want to know if they are selling the jar of testicles from the movie!

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CavalierX
...and it's actually a better actor than anyone in the movie.

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Spirolli
I wouldn't say she's automatic in bed. She's semi-automatic.

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Spajo
Al Qaeda had to create a new weapon after running out of suicide bombers.

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sish2000
All her firepower is located below the belt

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bobina
Will someone please tell her that there's a chair right there?

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Pitt
I'd still fuck her!

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spookymulder
The lesser known cousin of the card shark; the pool wolf.

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gypsy61
oh yeah, let's get it on

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cptnpeacocksuit
Please keep away from face.

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Kolko
She's got some strange limbs... I can't hold my glass like that!

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wquates
"I'm the real thing, honey. Rose McGowan's boobs were probably CGI'd too.

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olaufsen
The woman is invalid. So is my comment.

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getittwistd
"I'm looking for the six fingered man, have you seen him?" "No, but there's a chick with a gun-leg over there, that's hot, right?"

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Pitt
The new super soldiers will total confuse the Taliban terrorists!

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lleritas
Nowadays it takes way more balls to go buy a movie.

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tterry
Foot fetish = suicide

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bobina
I'd buy it, but where would I hide it?

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wquates
This photo is giving me an itchy trigger finger.

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Versus
She was arrested for hiding a concealed 8-ball. (Guess where she hid it.)

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buddywts
now men and women alike can bring "Cock" to the bedroom

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lady_1304
Watch out: fully loaded with a side of PMS

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Kolko
Now I realise why the French cancan was banned. Too many people in the audience died...

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papajon0s1
How did she get through the airport?

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karan8624
Hey bay you want to... Oh, nevermind, you already have a gun in you

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Pitt
You'll have to pry my gun from my cold dead..... Stump!

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bobina
I think she is from the game Super Smash Brothers: Obscure Movie Mashup

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lady_1304
Just wait till you see me reload...

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buddywts
let me know if you need any assistance in the "Cock" or "Load" deparment.....

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Todzilla
You can have her gun when you pry it from...no, actually you can't have her gun.

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nagaric
Coming to a store near you!!

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buddywts
nice leg- wanna see my banana clip?

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Gr3m1in
her breasts are grenades

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Diasdiem
I wonder how hard the agency had to look to find a one-legged model?

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Zounds!
I would never but an expensive love-doll. (Except for this one.)

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lumberjef
Lucy had a leg up on the competition

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divinecomedy33
FAKE - She is wearing a wig.

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microhendy
Come on, buy some popcorn and go see "Slutty NRA Pirates 4"

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vquints
Her rocket launchers are kinda flat

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stueymon
The model said she would give her left leg for this gig. Close enough!

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jjok
Modern day wife of Captain Hook

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Wazula
So. Twilight. Uhhhh...Bustychick69....thanks eharmony.....star trek? How many votes is that so far?

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ShadyPelican
If Rambo:First Blood and the Stepford Wives had an illegitimate love child

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imacipod
Last night I shot in her last night. Today she got me back.

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wryfool
Our new RealDolls can also aid in home defense!

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imacipod
She isn't that bad, she still has a good arm and a good leg.

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KillerPaintCan
Girls do look sexy with guns.

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Wazula
Nice boot.

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ShadyPelican
Bionic Woman doesn't have shit on me

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divinecomedy33
The best part is you gotta cock her before she's ready to fire.

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HUMLY
The only guy that wouldn't date her is the Tidy Bowl Man.

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CaptionDatAss
Bodaciously Beautiful Booth Babe Brings Big Boobs, Booty, and Bullets to Boston Bonanza

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Bishopwhitet
Did I mention that I saw Peg at the convention?

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veritas51683
The best part is, at a gun show you can take her home without a background check!

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mrpeabody
The Paralympics just got awesome.

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jjok
Check out those gundies she has

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jonz
A great example of marketing at gun point

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Chimeros
And once again, I'm left to wonder why I'm missing the most interesting things in life....

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Crackatoeah
Throw in a case of PBR and you have every redneck's wet dream.

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benrichardsrm
I can only imagine what her vagina looks like.

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Dunstin Checks Out
The only peg leg I want to peg.

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francisbreen
The "what men like" machine got mashed up...

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cb83cb
She's head-over-gunmetal for you.

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Gatt
Still a better actress than Rose McGowen.

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jonnygonzo
oooooh dddammmmmit nooooowwww i need a newwwwww keybbbboarrrd

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Wazula
We can rebuild her...we have the technology...

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benrichardsrm
This seems like a natural evolution for a pirate.

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Wazula
And her boobs are grenades.

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stueymon
If you like her, you should see our Busty Quadriplegics

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BrentRich
A glimpse at the beginning of a Redneck's wet dream.

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Smithereen
99.9% of the guys looking at this would still do her.

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nimo
Here's her baby pictures...oh look at the little BB gun. It's a shame about her mother, though.

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CaptionDatAss
Her leg isn't the only "gun" she has...

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CaptionDatAss
"Most guys feel intimidated by me." "Why?" "I have a bigger "gun" than they do."

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Versus
Guess where she keeps the lazer sight? ;)

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server1
I'll take that over cankles any day

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Rumor06
When Sally was told to always use protection, I have a feeling she didn't quite understand...

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Thoric
Is your dad a thief? Because he stole a machine gun and put it where your leg was.

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sjhartsfield
... What do you mean that's not a mannequin?

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nimo
Look it's Barret's wife. Final Fantasy VII is out now on the PSN network for $9.99. What a great deal, go download it now....and relive the wonder.

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Izlude
If your cunnilingus is less then desirable watch out for this bitch..

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CaptionDatAss
Every pirate's wet dream.

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bilbo1
Check out the (gun) rack on that broad.

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CaptionDatAss
"Do you have a pegleg, or arrrrrrrrr you just happy to see me?"

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Misternobody
The only work the Rose McGowan can get these days...

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nimo
She holds the record for the most goals scored in soccer. And goal keeper injuries.

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anarcurt
Meh, My girl has a pair of Bazookas

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Misternobody
Her name is Peggy, she likes hunting, skeet shooting and the one legged race...

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ayjayh
Weird. For guys, it's the ARMS that are "guns"...

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jollysailor
the recession affected skynet as well

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mama1974
You should see what they replaced her vagina with!

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msinwash
You cum before I do and you'll see what happens

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zero82
I once did that to my dog but everytime he took a piss, people would get shot.

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ChaseMitchell
I don't care how implausible a leg gun is, it still fucking bothers me that she could somehow fire it without even pulling the trigger.

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CaptionDatAss
Got your tickets? To the gun show...?

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msinwash
The latest fembot for 2009.

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Pillzbury
she's a fan of the hostile missionary position

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CaptionDatAss
Machine gun prostheses are the new black.

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EMG0916
She never quite understood her father's aversion to guns until she went to public school and noticed her strange malady...

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CaptionDatAss
"Now SHE is drop-dead gorgeous!" *whispers* "If you don't call her gorgeous, she'll shoot you with her leg..."

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kringox
What gun?

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dannybhoy1989
her twin in the background lost both legs, hows that for discrimination

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TheAntagonist
You can find ANYTHING on Ebay.

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goatfudge
robert rodriguez is a cold, cold-hearted man.

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Zounds!
Major league Daddy issues.

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TikiVonKillface
Do you know how hard it is to just buy one shoe?

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OnefromNV
You think the leg's bad, don't even bother sticking your dick in her

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Dude_Studley
Blackwaters most recent ploy in their PR rebranding campain

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Zounds!
You know what's better that a chick with a gun for a leg? A chick with two legs.

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TikiVonKillface
Nerds at conventions only feel comfortable talking to handicapped girls.

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tterry
Landmine..'69

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gypsy61
Face it, even if she wasn't Rose McGowen and there weren't zombie what the fucks running around everywhere, you would still ... totally ... do her

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nimo
I think she digs me, guys. She put her safety on.

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TikiVonKillface
it is only a mini skirt when there is more leg.

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Lastnamelove
The NRA spokeswoman for amputee awareness.

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Lastnamelove
Charlton Heston's mistress finally speaks out.

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TikiVonKillface
Hell of a long way to go for the deadliest vibrator on the market, but totally worth it.

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GundamPanda
I'd rifle her barrel any day.

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TikiVonKillface
She always wanted someone to put her on a pedestal, She just hoped it wouldn't be at a convention.

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nimo
"Stick em up!" "Already there...oh, you meant my hands."

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dresnok
does my ass look fat in this kalashnikov?

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Stonesfan
The NRA's new mascot has really helped boost the organizations popularity.

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VinnieJames
I'm more concerned about her right arm than that gun leg.

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TikiVonKillface
The people on the other side of that case are going to get quite a surprise when they round the corner.

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classicdr
Diane was a much sought after partner in the yearly Three-Legged Death Race.

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VinnieJames
This is the first in a series of single leg amputee models.

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VinnieJames
What happens when there's recoil?

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VinnieJames
The NRA's new PR campaign.

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anti_gravity
The first attempts at creating a real-life Samus Aran were less successful than we had hoped.

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TikiVonKillface
Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see.... oh, it IS a gun.......

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VinnieJames
The G.I. Joe movie veered a bit too far from the comics.

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robofuck
lemme guess...the ammo belt comes outta the vagina...

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robofuck
the "nail the fucker with a hail of hot lead" anti rape girl

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Taj
Sadly enough ,she wasn't an amputee before the job interview, she just really needed cash

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TikiVonKillface
THE NRA, Making "Accidents" Sexy Since 1849!

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crispdynasty
"I went to Comic-Con and all I got was this crappy severed leg"

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Ironlightsaber
I'd still do her......but I would make sure the safety was on.

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Dude_Studley
she's smiling because it'd filled with delicious jelly beans

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shogun1204
Man they just need to move the cut on her skirt about 2 inches to the left! I would totally buy whatever was at there both after that.

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Dude_Studley
and now, Charleton Heston's personal pleasure droid. We'll start the bidding at...

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seppforcher1
and she can kick your ass with the other leg

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SpicyNutcheese
now starring in "Ass Blasters 9"

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Havet
I can't wait to get you undressed and unloaded...

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Dude_Studley
now son, if you nuzzle the firing pin just so, she'll be yours forever

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troutslap
Note to self... Never play twister in a gun store

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Hellfire1989
I keep the extra ammo in my ... well you don't want to know that.

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jaasum
Making her toes curl would be a felony within city limits.

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bapp
Pirate Porn Oooh Arrgh!

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buckjohnson
Adds whole new meaning to the line, "TIckets to the gun show."

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TikiVonKillface
She works the weekday 2 pm shift at the strip club.

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glitched
We can build her faster stronger better than before, but all we have is an assault rifle....

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InigoJones
I can't wait to see her reload.

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jm187l
Mom?

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WarrenGHarding
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead... hey, HEY, don't touch that!!

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Opalfire
Aware of the recent surge in prostitution related murders, hookers have decided to up the ante.

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PerceptorPrime
Her gun is bigger than mine. This happens more often than I'd like to admit.

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jonblake88
Gross, yes. Dreadfully dangerous, yes. Fuckable? Hell yeah.

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Zounds!
NRA : Naughty & Raunchy Amazon

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Simski
Pirate < ninja. Pirate with gun peg leg = ninja. Pirate with gun peg leg & boobs > ninja.

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Zounds!
...she doesn't like long walks on the beach, for obvious reasons.

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Zounds!
Nice tits.

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AllyourBase
You'll never guess how does she gets her kicks

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Error
She always rides shotgun. In more ways then 12.

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Jonny5
Im getting the hell out of here when its her time of month!

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AllyourBase
Terminator origins: Peggy.

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WarrenGHarding
I'd help her reload, if you know what I mean.

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aaron2786
New, from the What the F#*k collection this fall.

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Error
Her other leg is a rocket launcher, which won the god damned Iraq war.

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yde
THAT and the dildo in her left boot must be great at parties.

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AllyourBase
Pictured above: A girl to die for.

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Error
She's got great guns. The leg kind-of blows, though.

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rahru
She has guns in two extremities. One is covered for discretion.

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the_left_hand
"Mom?"

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TheUnitedEmpire
I was so loaded last night I got this tat...wait, FUCK! No No no, oh god no, my dad is just gonna LOSE IT!

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TheUnitedEmpire
You still want to go to India for your plastic surgery?

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pwned
the worst enemy of a man with a foot fetish

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UdoSchaffner
How do the bullets get loaded...

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TheDRB
...and I never left the house again.

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pwned
America's response to China's new Lin-47 the Jil-16

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timp
Does this outfit make me look fat?

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timp
She's only half the woman Imelda Marcos was.

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Vandoom
Either the worst, or the best stripper in vegas.

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BionicSnowman
she was dancing with wolves

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BionicSnowman
FAKE!

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Zounds!
I did NOT buy a ticket for this gun show.

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thedamned
Its cool, i was gonna name her eileen anyway...

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buckethead79
Little enthusiasm has been shown about the latest Wii-mote.

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Avorne
She only got into modelling because Her father was too scared to force her into a shotgun wedding

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luckyb
The fact that you don't have to pay for abortions is a plus.

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mountainMan
Where's the trigger?

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last_tango
Pirates of the Caribbean: Judgement Day

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picc01
Wow! Magic Legs! Er...I mean LEG!

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picc01
It was either this or handicapped pole dancing

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picc01
The girlfriend you DEFINATELY DON'T want to PISS OFF!

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Trebek
People always want to check out her guns.

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IDontLikeChange
Somehow it makes her MORE attractive… there is something deeply wrong with me.

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IDontLikeChange
Probably not the girl to test my best new pick-up line on

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HeyHeyHey!!
OH! I wanna see her Break-Dancing!

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IDontLikeChange
I would hit that! Or at least I would if she wouldn’t shoot me back.

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last_tango
She uses her leg to distract from the fact that she's not actually a woman.

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kylebro93
It's a shame; with all the advancements in technology, she still has that doughy physique.

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IDontLikeChange
Let me think, positions which don’t endanger my life…

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Versus
It just moved.

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IDontLikeChange
Is the other one the same underneath?

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IDontLikeChange
It’s impossible for a man to find the trigger!

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Topcat
Some peoples fetishes... I swear...

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ArtyMorty
The weird thing is she really gets me horny.

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Alex5101
No one ever explained to Peggy that there were easier ways to keep men away.

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DongTacular
A futile attempting at getting men to stop staring at her breasts

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topcatyo
You know, I used to have a foot fetish...

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patjk73
She is the bane of groundhogs everywhere.

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hairwaytosteven
Damn, I KNEW there was a reason that the picture on eBay was waist-up!

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Stardust_Ukitsu
She'll blow your mind.

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SodaCan
Admit it, her leg wasn't the first thing you looked at when you saw this.

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hairwaytosteven
NO NO NO! YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG!

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Error
Satisfies all members of the NRA, miniskirts anonymous, and people with foot fetishes. Oh dear god, WHAT HAVE WE CREATED?!

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crackcorn
That's one moneyshot EVERYONE would like to see!

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crackcorn
I'd be happy to support our troops!

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Damnshitfuck
Obviously someone took the joke about one-legged people in ass-kicking contests way too seriously...

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crackcorn
You know, Skynet is really starting to get lazy...

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crackcorn
That's one money shot I think everyone would like to see.

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crackcorn
So, what happens when you make her cum?

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crackcorn
Meh, my ex had a 50-cal for an arm.

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VinnieJames
This coming from a movie surprisingly not directed by Michael Bay.

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VinnieJames
Somalian pirates ran out of peg legs.

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BionicSnowman
She will blow your load UP

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Phoenixz
FAKE!

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niko4ever
So that's the point of those "would you rather do Ashlee Simpson without a leg or a fat Madonna" questions.

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mountainMan
Nobody dared to voice their suspicions about how qualified the substitute yoga instructor was

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jdburke
due to the increase in crime rate strippers have exercised their right to bare arms

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necrosphere
When a fan goes too far.

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Vyrwolf
Cyborg fetishists can rejoice!

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smoochy
I'm a Singer, not a Dancer.

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fluffybunny937
I am 100% sure this is not a twilight book

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kyledoe
The untold, sexy side of the war.

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shart_bite
Holy crap, what a freak! Her right arm is coming out of her ear!

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spectre_vampire
The U.S. Army is figuring out new ways to keep the disabled from dodging the draft.

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kyledoe
"Hmmm. This doesn't match mt purse. Do you have anything in a flamethrower?"

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buddywts
When I say she's a lead-foot, I'm ain't talkin' bout her drivin'.......

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Marauder2001
The $16-woman. We cant rebuild her, but we have some stuff in the garage that might work.

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Joss32
She's a L4D reject,she kept falling over

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Joss32
My hearts a time bomb but i don't know how much time i got left so i tend to be in crowded places so i don't leave alone

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Joss32
Wow that's a cool TV a-Wait...wow there's a girl there?Is she from a videogame?

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Joss32
Im here to talk to you about Scientology's surgery possibilitis And dont mind the arm they cut off the wrong limb at first

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Broloc
A true American amputee.

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BobMussolini
Wow! If her leg is a gun, what do you think her tits are made of?

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SamuraiZach0
I'd still hit that

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cosmic429
damnit when i dropped her into that ditch, i cut her leg off so she couldn't come after me

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swankyway
Her other boot is up the ass of the guy who did this.

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TromeoQue
Where they found a model with one missing leg is beyond me.

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kenyan
Heather Mills McCartney wasnt bitter about the divorce at all

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Fivebretz
High School Musical 4: The Aftermath

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slydog349
Always read the fine print at a military hospital.

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bit
You should see MY gun, sweetie.

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PeptoOverdose
Rape Prevention Kit

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omega3414
Please tell em im not the only one who blew a load when i saw this

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xtheenderx
I bet it gets weirder when the gun starts firing while your under that skirt.

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xtheenderx
So Daniel, why don't you tell her what you told me about the handicap sign.

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xtheenderx
So Daniel, why don't you tell my girlfriend here what you told me about the handicap signs.

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mhtsos
Don't watch too much of THIS(i repeat THIS) TV boys...Look what i got...

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