Other Craptions

"Myself? No, I never get mugged. I almost fell for a pyramid scheme once though. Sorry. I know you guys are still upset. Don't worry, we'll get your clothes back."

The ladies love him. Must be his pharaohmones.

This always happened to me when I played the Sims...

Don't be ridiculous, nobody is going to recognize me. That's why I'm wearing the sunglasses!

'That's the last time I get Golden Palace Casino to sponsor me in a marathon.' "It could be worse, I got Bob's Adult Diaper Emporium."

Bob. I'm telling you this because I'm your friend. Only idiots wear sneakers and diapers together.

This is by far the lest intimidating street gang I've ever encountered.

You've really accomplished something when the guy wearing underwear and a bib is annoyed by you.

Brett wondered if anyone had noticed the potato

San Francisco's semi-accurate re-enactment of the battle of the bulge.

Sometimes past lives should just stay in the past. Most times, actually.

"We have different definitions of 'Casual Friday', is what I'm saying."

"No, it's not a pyramid scheme. It's a multi-level marketing plan. And let me tell you, these outfits practically sell themselves."

Does PETA even know what they're protesting anymore?

I thought that the Jews were chased out of Egypt, not San Francisco.

"No, I'm serious. If you say 'someone's in da Nile' one more time, I really am going to beat you senseless."

"They told us not to open the tomb, that it was cursed and we'd all suffer. But noooo, you had to go ahead and open it anyway."

When the World of Warcraft goes three dimensional, all kinds of of ugliness can happen. And usually does.

I think we can all agree that male strippers look ridiculous out of work

"You can't spell Hoorah without Rah!" "Shut up, Gary."

"My main problem, however, is that I'm just too shy."

After another riveting sermon at the church of Scientology, the congregation heads home.

"So I said, what do you mean I have mummy issues?"

It's official,Stargate has sunk to a new low.

"Ok, so then Set finally catches me and starts cutting me into pieces. I'm not even fucking with you. He threw them everywhere. If I wasn't immortal, I doubt I would have survived that one. Long story short, Set is a bastard."

"Is that an ankh in your adult-diaper, or are you just glad to see me?!"

Andrew Lloyd Webbers sequel "Joseph and the Plain White Tighty Whitees" was a fabulous disaster.

This is the fall-out from Bill & Ted's less excellent adventure.

I'm sorry Sasha Baron Cohen, you're just too conspicuous.

I dunno, the outfit could use a lil more cowbell....

Ironically, the most shocking thing about all of this is that there is a ten year old sitting in that stroller. Get out of there you lazy bastard!

King Tut-Uncommon.

What happens in Vegas just got out of Vegas.

Not shown: self-worth.

As convincing as Mr. Tut seemed, he was only a figment of Tony's untreated syphilis.

The 8 year old sitting in that baby stroller is feeling less embarassed now.

It's easy to spot who is the most sensitive about their nipples

Something tells me he isn't using his staff to part any red C.

"Sorry to say this, but those neon laces are making you look a little gay."

Why that boxer is not currently punching any of these guys in the face is beyond my comprehension.

If you dont get know who the Bangles are, then you dont get to walk like that

The reason he's dressed like King Tut -- In real life, he's a Cairo-practor...

This summer see Michael Cera , Sean Astin, and Vince Vaughn in "Old School 2: Kickin' it Like an Egyptian"

His mummy doesn't approve of him hanging around that crowd.

Ah yes. The year the gay pride parade fell on Halloween.

Hail To The King Babies!

Is he gay or in de-Nile?

Ever had a dream where you in a public place in your underwear?

Alternate ending of 'The Hangover'