The long-awaited release of the big screen adaption of Stephen King's epic 'Dark Tower' series is coming out this week and we couldn't be more confused.
Strangely, God isn't a huge fan of a lot of birds, which makes you wonder why he made them to begin with.
You can't write a good Very Special Episode on purpose. You can only do it by accident.
The next generation is not just going to be unaware of a dial tone, they're going to have to Google the term because it means nothing.
Soulless eyes. Twitching, insectoid mouthparts. Tiny Ewan McGregor face. All enough to make us not want to watch 'Beauty and the Beast' again.
On many occasions, when one of my kids made a new friend, their parents would hastily decide that it was time to go home.
James Portillo walked away from his inadvertent fame with a more positive opinion of internet commenters than anyone who's ever lived.
Fair warning: SPOILERS INCOMING!