5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes
This article proves once and for all that people will masturbate to any damn thing.
Notable Comment:" I love articles like this because they make me seem less crazy."
We know what you do when you're alone in your bedroom, Gravedigger 3, and 'crazy' doesn't even begin to cover it.
The 8 Most Ill-Conceived Product Names of All-Time
Advertising executives get paid tens of million dollars for what, again?
Notable Comment:"Was anyone else suprised after going to the second page and seeing that the website was stilled called Cracked.com? I really expected it to say testicles. I was disappointed to say the least. "
So were our advertisers, mrs.bombastic.
6 Cheap Acting Tricks That Fool The Critics Every Time
The moral of the story is that Jim Carrey can't do anything right. Except for Ace Ventura 2, that movie was f*****g phenomenal.
Notable Comment:"You're forgetting the one trick that will never ever fail. Dying after the movie's been done but before it is released."
We didn't forget about it, Oyster, we just chose not to mention it.
8 Videos of People Who Look Like Special Effects Creations
YOU YOU YOU!
23 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved in Minutes
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