If you want to know more about me, an innocent 16 year old, also known as a minor, and you happen to be over 18, please do the following steps to contact me:
1. Call 911 (trust me, it's a secret way to contact me!)
2. Tell them your name is "A Stalker" and that you want to talk to "the 16 year-old I've been following." They'll understand the code.
3. Give them your address and say you want "a rest". They'll send me this message, I promise!
4. Wait at home calmly. The men in uniform will take me right to you. The handcuffs are for later ;)
5. If this sounds suspicious, don't worry! It's all part of the plan. I'm sure you won't be carted off to jail for 10-20 years. No way, no how!