Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.
check out“s e e k i n g u n i f o r m.c om ”. It's the largest and best club for seeking people in uniform and the admirers of those who wear the uniform. You are not necessary to be a uniformed person. But come here, you can find friendship, love, romance, marriage or even more with those armed forces, police, navy, security, medical, ambulance, prison, air crew and fire fighters!
ReplyI honestly wish I didn't watch that.
ReplyHer tongue only looks like it's maybe a half inch longer than mine. She's cute, though.
ReplyHey, that's Big Bang at the Handsome Guys' Museum! I guess Swaim is secretly into kpop.
ReplyMTE. I was like, Big Bang whut. But he picked a damn good picture of them.
please don't refer to God by his first name!!!!
Replywow...shit
ReplyOh my gawd final fantasy's victory song!
ReplySyllogism, bitches!
ReplyBetty Page with a tongue that could clean out my intestines? Hey, I'll take that!
Reply"do you guys need a ride, or...?"
ReplyHaha, fine work my friend, fine work.
"Jehovah! If you're witnessing,this guy better f*****g get into heaven. Although, if you could put him in a darkened part of heaven , we'd much appreciete it.
ReplyHad Coke Zero shoot from my nose, I wa laughing so hard. Classic SWAIM.
Disgusting and hilarious, nice
Replyoh my god, portuguese man...
ReplyThe video's broken, or is it just me? It cuts out around the end of the Treeman part.
ReplyLast guy..SMOKER!
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesGlad I'm not the only one who thought that.
If we combined that one chick's tongue with the last guy's face, we'd have some definite smoker potential
Haha, I thought I was the only one that thought that! xD
Great. THANK YOU for removing your comment
Reply"the video cuts out here, but we can safely assume she makes out with herself and they both choke to death."
ReplyLaughed so hard.
The papa smurf and zombie horror.
Reply... HAHAHAHAHA
God, so very creepy!
ReplyTongue-Girl had a body modification done, like someone else said on this video. I don't think that's quite enough to get onto this video. I'm not going to complain, though, she is absolutely gorgeous.
Reply