And so on. That’s just a taste of the dizzying, giddy, sexually confusing thrill ride that was my six week break from the hideous confines of Cracked.com. I’m not going to go into too much detail, as I presume most of you don’t know who I am and the rest hate me, but let your collective deductive reasoning feast on these facts:
1. I was gone for six weeks.
2. John Hughes died.
3. I am now in possession of the original candles from Sixteen Candles.
And to answer your questions before you’ve even thought of them: Yes, there will be a new episode of Cracked TV come Monday; yes, I brought you back presents; and yes, he struggled. My god, how he struggled.
What? Your presents? Well, scroll down my ducklings, and feast your eyes on this fine Whitman’s sampler-style assortment of sketches from the Genius Camp 2k9 project. But be careful, one of them is coconut.
On Tents
Bigfoot Man
Long Weekend
That’s Weird
Tent Sex
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November 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
tent sex kinda hurt my stomach.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@sizzle
jokes can be made out of anything, don’t be a tool.
I loved these. Swaim, I love you <3
November 13th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Oh shit, “that’s weird” was on Tosh. 0? Swaim is 100 times funnier than that guy and his lame show.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Swaim is a fag (Age 24)
November 6th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I think that the ‘tent sex’ is a little insensitive. the others were funny, but you went too far with that one.
Abortion is a touchy and serious issue, its not really something that can be made light of.
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
haha, “that’s weird” was awesome
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I saw it too! Now I can be smug about how I knew about Swaim before I saw him on TV
October 29th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Holy crap! “That’s Weird” was just on “Tosh.0″ on Comedy Central! Booya!
October 25th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Making jokes about abortions? Really??
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
The guy yelling in german was yelling about how he got screwed over about his car.
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:56 am
“COME ON MY FLAP!!”, tent abortion…jesus that was awesome
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Swaim, I love ya man. That’s why you need to leave those other losers from Summer Camp be. Keep working with DOB, Brockaway and Bucholz (fuck Gladstone, he’s rich as shit). None of the other sketch groups can hold a candle to your videos. That is probably why you are the main character in every sketch. I know that you’re thinking, ‘Hey, I like those people.’ Well you are wrong. They suck donkey balls and if they were any good they would be employed by Cracked. Glad to have you back Swaim!
September 27th, 2009 at 4:28 am
The “Tht’s weird” killed me. When I heard the last sentence, I almost fell of my chair!
September 25th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Steak knife on a tent pole. Smart.
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
You convinced me with the Simpsons video, but tent abortions? Are you kidding me? With a steak knife? Fuck man…
September 10th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Ugh…why couldn’t you stay gone?
August 30th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Good to have you back, Man.
August 25th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
thats weird is hillarious
August 24th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Holy tent abortion!
August 17th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
By which of course I meant “unacceptably.”
That “un-” really changes the meaning of words, huh?
August 17th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Swaimy baby, your mug appears in an acceptably low percentage of these videos.
August 15th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
tent sex was very well done hahahaa
August 14th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
bigfeet man and the first half of tent sex was funny
August 14th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Then who was phone? Didn’t expect to see a reference to that site here. Love you, Swaim.
August 14th, 2009 at 8:58 am
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August 13th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
boo to me
August 13th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Glad to see you back, Swaim. Hope you enjoyed your six week summer break in Cancun with all those gorgeous -… anyway, glad to see you back. Looking forward to watching the new Cracked TV episode.
A French reader
August 13th, 2009 at 8:08 am
you’re all just….sooooooooo, just, gay.
awesome vids.
August 12th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
This truly is the pinnacle of tent-based humour.
August 12th, 2009 at 11:55 am
the last two were kind of funny, the rest definitely were not.
August 12th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I had an encounter with bigfoot man …
Ha! More like bigdick man, and that is me! (see what i did there?)
~The warrior does not question, does not ponder, does not pontificate. The warrior simply does.~
August 12th, 2009 at 3:50 am
YAY!!! YOUR BACK!!!!! Love you Swaim!!
August 12th, 2009 at 1:02 am
They were a bit lame. As in…. Fuck Lame.
Swaimy, you let us down, you let the world down.
Now wait, don’t quit yet, after hanging your head in a computerized version of shame, make more stuff; The Swaim and Swaim only can rule the internet, Don’t water down your talent.
XD Nah, They were ok, but I do like all your other stuff, so as above… you know…there’s still hope.
August 11th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
THOSE aren’t Muskets
August 11th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Missed you, Lovie.
August 11th, 2009 at 6:52 am
Yeah, these are all MAYBE good enough to be posted on YouTube and eventually gain maybe 324 views by family and friends who try REALLY hard to think you’re funny.
Honestly, it’s typical fail YouTube
August 10th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Because abortions are funny. I get it.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
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August 10th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
it was a girl.
wow.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Wait, wait, wait…..woah hold on a asecond. Swaim is 24? Swaim? 24?
I…I don’t know….I didn’t really think of him of having an age…I mean I honestly don’t know how old I would say he was.
Huh, well if he says he’s 24 that means he 5 years older than me?
That’s strange to me. I guess I think of him more as a robot. y’know…..
Anyway, loved the vids. Keep it up Swaim!
August 10th, 2009 at 10:19 am
cum on my flaps made me spit pizza onto my monitor. just thought you should know.
August 10th, 2009 at 7:00 am
On Tents and That’s Weird were great.
The rest… no so much.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:18 am
Long Weekend is the coconut. Stolen from the alternate ending to Army of Darkness. Otherwise, it’s all golden.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Haha it was a girl. Very nice controversy.
August 10th, 2009 at 5:08 am
Awwwwh man. I’m at work and forgot my headphones. Damn it. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
August 10th, 2009 at 4:23 am
yeah, you’re back!! cant wait for the next videos.. you were missed for sure
August 10th, 2009 at 4:16 am
DON’T EVER LEAVE AGAIN; ALL THERE WAS TO WATCH WAS G-STONE AND HIS MATERIAL PUTS ME TO SLEEP, FOR AT LEAST A WEEK AT A TIME.
GLADSTONE GO ON A HOLIDAY OR I WILL MAKE YOU GO ON ONE>
PERMANENTLY.
August 10th, 2009 at 3:35 am
swaim!
you were missed. welcome back!
August 10th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Funny video.. love it… I will upload this to the big&tall dating club ___ Tall Mingle . com ___ to share with those hot models and bbws.
August 10th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Ah swaim is back, I can finally sleep at nite
August 10th, 2009 at 1:39 am
Oh, Swaim, you light my fire.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:13 am
So, is it G-Stone’s turn for a vacation?
August 9th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
… I’m a bit amazed at internet mob rules sometimes. Dude’s on vacation … still manages to make a few videos … and y’all bitch that they suck.
Let me ask you, when you’re on vacation, do you go around making the same high quality french-fries you so obviously slave over at your job? Hell no, you make some lame ass tater-tots because you’re on vacation and who wants to work on vacation?
Be thankful he even bothered to think about you over the past 6 weeks and be done with it.
August 9th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
6 weeks? That’s all it’s been? It seemed like a year!
August 9th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Ahhhhh Swaims back. I was afraid you were in Dobs meat locker.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
fuckin’ pictures wont load for me
August 9th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
THANK GOD YOUR BACK.
it’s been way too long.
August 9th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
LOL Colleen
Denial?
August 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Tent sex was pretty awesome. Swaim…. wut kinda fuckin name is swaim. Is it a verb? Sounds african in origin but the guy looks canadian. Probably a jehovas witness or something cool like that. I’m not judging. I’m just sayin I think he’s working in this country illegally.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Not your best, but I missed you so I’ll accept this for now. Looking forward to Cracked TV, however.
Also, who got married? What is this nonsense?
August 9th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I’m so happy your back
August 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Would you be interested in writing for The Neave Online Publication? I love your writing style and I feel like you would fit in perfectly with the other writers.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
NEW EPISODE OF CRACKED TV TOMORROW!!! YOU FUCKIN’ INBRED IDIOTS! FUCKING TRY READING FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF JUST DROOLING ON YOUR KEYBOARD!!
August 9th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Welcome back, Swaim.
‘That’s weird’ was particularly awesome. In case you were curious, and you doubtless weren’t, the Online Etymology Dictionary says of ‘almanac’:
“c.1391, attested in Anglo-L. from 1267, via O.Fr. almanach or M.L. almanachus from Spanish-Arabic al-manakh “calendar, almanac” (occurring nowhere else in Arabic), possibly ult. from Late Gk. almenichiakon “calendar,” probably of Coptic origin. This word has been the subject of much speculation; its central syllable may be from or influenced by the PIE [Proto-Indo-European] root of Mod.E. moon and month.”
Feel free to use this information in the future, in social situations or what have you; I will not impose a finder’s fee.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
What the fuck was this? You used to be funny, Swaim. What the fuck happened?
August 9th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
@Brian
like someone else said he was on his honeymoon for awhile. sorry he couldnt squeeze in some time into the whole “getting married” thing for you.
calm down he is a comedic genius he will have more great stuff
August 9th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Tent Sex was hilarious!!
August 9th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
BRING BACK CRACKED TV!
August 9th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
hahaha. Those videos were amazing. I can’t wait for more. “On Tents” for whatever reason was probably my favourite.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@Irishladdie727
That was actually one of the reasons. He was on his honeymoon a couple weeks ago. I emailed Muskets about UC San Diego and ended up talking to Abe. Abe told me.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Was that supposed to be funny? The only videos that got me close to laughing was “That’s Weird” and “Tent sex” come on Swaim, a whole summer to come up new ways to make us laugh until we die and you bring back this? I’m sorry ro say this, but i’m some what disappointed…
August 9th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
I also had a theory that he finally got married.
If so, congratulations!!
August 9th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
The German voice was Hitler pissed off in the movie Downfall.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
YAY SWAIM! I figured you were getting married or something because you kept mentioning you fiance in posts, but fuck holy matrimony, you were hard at work in the comedy mines searching for shiny new dick jokes to make internet jewelry out of.
Yeah… Welcome back.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
STFU D. Chaos,
you’re just some anti-Semitic prick who spends far too much time trolling internet comment sections
I’ll add that the last two vids were excellent, the first ones eh, not as much.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I really enjoyed all these, I hope Genius Camp comes together again in the future.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Well at least you are back. I missed ya. In a way that makes me feel kinda funny.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
i was just wondering what the fuck happened to you last night, swaim… i guess there is a god.
that god’s name is michael swaim.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Swaim, my cracked tv better be back on Monday. Otherwise I will find you, possibly rape you, and have you make a ‘top six reasons why I like working alone’ video. Welcome back!
August 9th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
what is the ending tune? is that form a video game?
August 9th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Oh also that blonde chick is kinda hot?
August 9th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
That’s Weird was really funny, loved your accent Swaim. Tent Sex, however…was disturbing.
Can’t wait for some more Cracked TV, it’s about time.
August 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
BRIMLEY are you retarded or mildly illiterate?
August 9th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I love all the Genius Camp videos.
Glad to have you back, though!
August 9th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
i dnt like Genius camp…but i like tents
August 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
ahahahahhaah the last one was fckng epic
August 9th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Where’s my goddamned Cracked TV?
August 9th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Genius camp, more like STUPID CAMP! poo.. poop. stop making this poop.;
August 9th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I’VE ALREADY SEEN ALL THESE.
Make more. Then invite me to Genius Camp 2K10 so I blacken this bitch UP! I’m not black, but my sleeping bag is, so that probably counts for something.
August 9th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
hmmm lame!
August 9th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Haha, Thats Weird was golden.
August 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Meh. Get back to Cracked TV, Swaim, this summer has sucked without it.
August 9th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
only the tent sex was funny, the rest sucked donkey shit asshole fuck tits nigger cunt pussy dildo tampon
August 9th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
lmao, they were all terrible, except for the last one
August 9th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Um…none of those videos were funny at all. Sorry.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
where’s the lol?
August 9th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Really? This was very disapointing. Each video destroyed my sense of humer a little at a time until, I actually laughed in the last one. I rest my case.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Umm… stick with Those Aren’t Muskets.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Wow, those were pretty in tents. Get it? You see what I did there?
August 9th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
oh hey neat, Swaims back. Now i just have to wait for Swaim-Classic, not the watered down bullshit featured here and during the last couple weeks before he split.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I didn’t really find any of these that funny, but I have high hopes that the best videos are still to come.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
hahahaha, good stuff
August 9th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Tent Sex was amazing, I need a smoke.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Wow am i the only one that noticed that long weekend is exactly like the directors cut Army of Darkness.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Wait wah?? Swaim is back?? There is a God!!
August 9th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Swaim is back, this is like the second coming of Jesus.
August 9th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Tent sex and That’s Weird were pretty funny, the other two were kind of meh, and the Bigfootman one made me very angry for some reason.
August 9th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
SWAIMS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS, REJOICE AND BE MERRY
August 9th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
did I really just watch a tent abortion?
August 9th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
That’s weird was the best one
August 9th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Swaim is back! we’re saved from terrible internet comedy by non-swaims!!!!
August 9th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Swaim I hate your face, I wanna send it into outer space!
August 9th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Glad to see your back…
Wait… That new Comedy Central show Michael & Michael have issues… Thats not you, is it? it does look a lot like your face though.
I MUST KNOW!!!
August 9th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
That last one was amazing.
And Bigfoot Man is the best monster, easily.
August 9th, 2009 at 11:53 am
I missed you so much… <3
August 9th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Swaim Spam, Bring On The Bigfeets Man!!!!!!
August 9th, 2009 at 11:39 am
SWIM! uh I mean SWAIM!!
August 9th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I’m not entirely sure about on tents or long weekend… the rest were pure gold though
August 9th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Yaaaay! The Swaimster’s back! I’m such a groupie.
August 9th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Hell yeah! Swaim is cracked’s best! Bigfootman! Lol!
August 9th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Swaim has always been my favourite. All I’ve been reading in the comments is Swaim Swaim Swaim.
Tent sex was hilarious till it got horrific. Poor tent baby…
August 9th, 2009 at 10:54 am
While not your best work, I chuckled. I understand though, no one wants to do work while on vacation. I cannot wait for another crackeado television
August 9th, 2009 at 10:42 am
They were all pretty good, but Tent Sex was hilarious.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Huh, I was wondering what happened to you, but like all good things that disappear from my life I had assumed you were carried of by a team of well trained badgers. Glad you’re back.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:40 am
My God, he was in rehab! And now he’s less funny. Also, no way in hell is Michael Swaim 24. He looks about 40.
The best of the above videos was “That’s Weird”, if you want my opinion rather than just some words I know.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Is it just me, or is SWAIM no longer funny? Come on SWAIM, you’re the reason people visit this site!
August 9th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Doh … I already saw all of these.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Swaim is my hero. Everyone loves you!
August 9th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Oh Swaim, how I’ve missed your wit and pasty face.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Too many idiotic comments.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:08 am
SSSWWWWAAAAAIIIIIIIMMMMMM!
August 9th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Dr. Chaos.
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP!!!
August 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I SLEPT TOO LONG! great
August 9th, 2009 at 9:54 am
i’ve come to expect better from Swaim. what the hell happened here? none of that crap was nearly as funny as any of the Cracked TV or Those Aren’t Muskets bits. PS: Bigfootman was terrible and i’m singling it out for the length since the other vids were equally lame. i kept waiting for something Swaimish, but nay - it was not there. i know i can’t do better, but Swaim? SWAIM? SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIMMMMMM?!!?!?!?
August 9th, 2009 at 9:46 am
All hail the king, baby! Swaim’s back!
August 9th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Whoa, You’re my favorite columnist man. I’ve been wondering where the hell you were, then you post this on my birthday.
Good call Swaim.
August 9th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Why do you record your videos in 16:9 then encode them to 4:3 just to put them in a 16:9 flash player?
August 9th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Yes! swaim its been too long im so glad you’re finally back! i think during the past few month have developed an excessive psychological dependency for cracked tv and those arent muskets. Shit i was almost switching to collage humour to fill the void! it was either that or my apartment ledge
August 9th, 2009 at 9:26 am
The only one that was really funny was “That’s Weird”. The others kinda sucked. But that one was hilarious.
August 9th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Hooray! Swaim! I love the Bigfootman video xD
August 9th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Yay! I’m so glad Swaim is back. The videos were awesome and the introduction was hilarious too.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:36 am
it was the alternate ending im pretty sure.
and they were obviously trying to reference it, not rip it off.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:15 am
I was going to post a comment on how I thought the videos were cute and funny, and by “cute” I meant “bloody insane” and by “funny” I meant “how the fudge does he come up with this stuff? Tent sex? Amazingly awesome!”
Then I read some of the comments below and got sad inside. So I watched a video again. Still sad. But it was funny at the time.
Damn commenters.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Wow, Genius Camp, way to completely ripoff the original ending of Army of Darkness.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Welcome back sir.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:01 am
omg i love the last video<3<3<3
swaimmmm<3
August 9th, 2009 at 8:00 am
All were hilarious.
Excellent work on your holiday.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:55 am
SWAIM you fucking douchebag. Next time you go camping, go into the REAL wilderness, take every mother fucking one of these shithead “Genius” campers with you, and motherfucking KILL them for real.
They’re draggong you down to shittsville man. You went from Star Trek rap and Best House in the Galaxy to TENT FUCKING. You weren’t even in most of these, whcih to be fair was a good thing because you can deny it later on whe u get famous.
Stick with “Those aren’t Muskets” and fuck, the Genius guys. Tehy’re ugly, stupid and annoying, at least you’re only 2 of those things.
The tent abortion was fucking funny thought but not the actual tent sex or general concept, and I couldn’t even watch number 2, it was too fucking boring.
If this is the shit you are going to keep bringing us then fuck the fuck off and don’t come back.
Right now Gladstone, is better than you. You hear me? A whiny little Jew boy is outperforming you. That’s like Kermit the Frog beating you in a body building competition, it’s the sort of shame you should KILL yourself over.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Oh God. Swaim is back. I can put the gun down.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:26 am
the wolfman was the best, the rest were alright…anyway nice to have you back (I thought we’d be stuck with that annoying Jewbag for sure)
August 9th, 2009 at 7:23 am
SWAIM!!!
Oh how I have missed you
August 9th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Ffffuck yes, I was close to going into Swaim withdrawal there.
Loved the videos, especially the last one.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:22 am
yay! Swaim is back..Tent Sex was…awesome.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Wow, non sequiturs and esoteric humor will get 14 year olds every time.
Just because you’re counter programming to mainstream humor doesn’t mean it’s any good.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Seen the videos already, but when I read the words of Swaim, I came. Seriously, every word. I made a huge mess. Thank you, Swaim.
August 9th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Welcome back swaim!
August 9th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Sound the horns! The Mighty Swaim has returned from fighting the internet, filling it with hilarity once more! And now it has been revealed! we now know where Swaim lives! in the middle of nowhere in a tent. It would appear that Cracked doesn’t pay as well as expected….
August 9th, 2009 at 6:52 am
By the way, nice work on the videos. The first three were okay but the last two were absolutely fantastic. Especially the last one.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:42 am
YES! YES!! OH LORD YES!!
I stopped seeing your articles and I started freaking out! I thought we had another Ross on our hands. DON’T LEAVE US WITHOUT LETTING US KNOW!!
August 9th, 2009 at 6:40 am
SWAIM!!! Welcome back!!!
August 9th, 2009 at 6:36 am
The first one made me mad, but you got me back with the rest of ‘em. The Long Weekend was my favorite one.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Jamison, you will die…
*calls Swaim fanboys*
August 9th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Swaim you suck. Leave hell and go back on vacation.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Oh man, those started out weak but you redeemed yourself with the last two, and then some.
And of course the introduction was awesome. Great to have Swaim back.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Wasn’t genius camp only supposed to run for 15 or so days?
August 9th, 2009 at 5:45 am
“It was a girl.” For some reason that made me laugh so hard. Great videos
August 9th, 2009 at 5:38 am
rofl@ That’s Weird
August 9th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Bigfeetsman!
And what, did the construction workers just find the tent, and deciding not to disturb it, just put the tent on top of the building?
I find it weird that the guy there thinks that him being both INSIDE and OUTSIDE the tent at the same time isn’t that weird lol
It was a girl?
August 9th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Swaim is back and I feel complete again.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:29 am
lol that blonde guy is fuckn /b/tard
August 9th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Yeah Swaim is back. Tell the Everyone, but hide the attractive women lest he snatch them up.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:26 am
Hoozah! The Swaim returns!
August 9th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Were you in jail?
August 9th, 2009 at 5:10 am
WoooooW~~
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August 9th, 2009 at 5:08 am
My attention span only runs about 60 seconds, so that is how much videos I watched. Not very funny, the text proceeding them was funnier.
Anyway, glad you are back Swaim, it was not the same (i.e. funny) without you.
August 9th, 2009 at 5:07 am
He aborted baby tent!
August 9th, 2009 at 4:52 am
“Search: wolfman
Did you mean: bigfootman”
Classic.
August 9th, 2009 at 4:52 am
I did like Weird, Tent Sex and Long Weekend, bloody funny.
But I am looking forward to seeing Clippy again.
August 9th, 2009 at 4:52 am
Yay! Swaim, you’re back! Genius Camp was funny and witty, and I missed Cracked TV a whole lot.
August 9th, 2009 at 4:48 am
yay! swaims back
August 9th, 2009 at 4:42 am
“It was a girl”
August 9th, 2009 at 4:41 am
I was expecting Kenobi’s comment to go: “Today, I discovered I’m the same age as Swaim. FML.”
But seriously, awesome vids. I’m glad you’re back, there’ll be videos more often!
August 9th, 2009 at 4:34 am
Good stuff there but I think everyone (i recognize) from genius camp worked better in their original groups. Swaim included. So make nice with Clippy and show us the most rockin’est countdown these hallowed pages have ever seen
August 9th, 2009 at 4:31 am
Hey, give us some credit on the ‘Before you’ve even thought of them’ questions. I, for one, have thought of little else for the last 2 weeks! In regards to Cracked TV, at least. And the presents.
August 9th, 2009 at 4:28 am
“That’s Weird” Is awesome. I love how the “me” voice asks “hey, where’s your rain cover?” Haha, gold.
August 9th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Wow, Summer vacation never suonded better!
RT
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August 9th, 2009 at 4:20 am
you need to ditch these other people in these five videos, they are holding you back
August 9th, 2009 at 4:10 am
Today I discovered I’m the same age as Swaim, and it makes me feel important for some reason. Huzzah for his return!