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How I Spent My Summer Vacation, By Michael Swaim (Age 24)



Guess who’s back? Back again? Swaim is back! Be my friend!

And so on. That’s just a taste of the dizzying, giddy, sexually confusing thrill ride that was my six week break from the hideous confines of Cracked.com. I’m not going to go into too much detail, as I presume most of you don’t know who I am and the rest hate me, but let your collective deductive reasoning feast on these facts:

1. I was gone for six weeks.

2. John Hughes died.

3. I am now in possession of the original candles from Sixteen Candles.

And to answer your questions before you’ve even thought of them: Yes, there will be a new episode of Cracked TV come Monday; yes, I brought you back presents; and yes, he struggled. My god, how he struggled.

What? Your presents? Well, scroll down my ducklings, and feast your eyes on this fine Whitman’s sampler-style assortment of sketches from the Genius Camp 2k9 project. But be careful, one of them is coconut.

On Tents

Bigfoot Man

Long Weekend

That’s Weird

Tent Sex

Watch other In Tents videos.

Last 5 posts by Michael Swaim

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188 Responses to “How I Spent My Summer Vacation, By Michael Swaim (Age 24)”

  1. Her? Says:

    tent sex kinda hurt my stomach.

  2. Draven Says:

    @sizzle
    jokes can be made out of anything, don’t be a tool.

    I loved these. Swaim, I love you <3

  3. Abee Says:

    Oh shit, “that’s weird” was on Tosh. 0? Swaim is 100 times funnier than that guy and his lame show.

  4. John Says:

    Swaim is a fag (Age 24)

  5. sizzle Says:

    I think that the ‘tent sex’ is a little insensitive. the others were funny, but you went too far with that one.

    Abortion is a touchy and serious issue, its not really something that can be made light of.

  6. f33b5 Says:

    haha, “that’s weird” was awesome

  7. Hippocles Says:

    I saw it too! Now I can be smug about how I knew about Swaim before I saw him on TV

  8. Adam Says:

    Holy crap! “That’s Weird” was just on “Tosh.0″ on Comedy Central! Booya!

  9. JB Says:

    Making jokes about abortions? Really??

  10. Judas Says:

    The guy yelling in german was yelling about how he got screwed over about his car.

  11. PickledBeatnik Says:

    “COME ON MY FLAP!!”, tent abortion…jesus that was awesome

  12. Diplodocus Says:

    Swaim, I love ya man. That’s why you need to leave those other losers from Summer Camp be. Keep working with DOB, Brockaway and Bucholz (fuck Gladstone, he’s rich as shit). None of the other sketch groups can hold a candle to your videos. That is probably why you are the main character in every sketch. I know that you’re thinking, ‘Hey, I like those people.’ Well you are wrong. They suck donkey balls and if they were any good they would be employed by Cracked. Glad to have you back Swaim!

  13. Gunslinger Says:

    The “Tht’s weird” killed me. When I heard the last sentence, I almost fell of my chair!

  14. Geoff Says:

    Steak knife on a tent pole. Smart.

  15. Justin Says:

    You convinced me with the Simpsons video, but tent abortions? Are you kidding me? With a steak knife? Fuck man…

  16. Sam Says:

    Ugh…why couldn’t you stay gone?

  17. Feltrain Says:

    Good to have you back, Man.

  18. leno Says:

    thats weird is hillarious

  19. Benrichardsrm Says:

    Holy tent abortion!

  20. Caitlin Says:

    By which of course I meant “unacceptably.”

    That “un-” really changes the meaning of words, huh?

  21. Caitlin Says:

    Swaimy baby, your mug appears in an acceptably low percentage of these videos.

  22. hawksfan71 Says:

    tent sex was very well done hahahaa

  23. st.paul Says:

    bigfeet man and the first half of tent sex was funny

  24. Rodiath Says:

    Then who was phone? Didn’t expect to see a reference to that site here. Love you, Swaim.

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  26. Wry-Bread Says:

    boo to me

  27. rahsaan Says:

    Glad to see you back, Swaim. Hope you enjoyed your six week summer break in Cancun with all those gorgeous -… anyway, glad to see you back. Looking forward to watching the new Cracked TV episode.

    A French reader

  28. Evan Says:

    you’re all just….sooooooooo, just, gay.

    awesome vids.

  29. hroobarb Says:

    This truly is the pinnacle of tent-based humour.

  30. tiago Says:

    the last two were kind of funny, the rest definitely were not.

  31. KristovK21 Says:

    I had an encounter with bigfoot man …
    Ha! More like bigdick man, and that is me! (see what i did there?)

    ~The warrior does not question, does not ponder, does not pontificate. The warrior simply does.~

  32. Superstar2559 Says:

    YAY!!! YOUR BACK!!!!! Love you Swaim!!

  33. ATG Says:

    They were a bit lame. As in…. Fuck Lame.
    Swaimy, you let us down, you let the world down.
    Now wait, don’t quit yet, after hanging your head in a computerized version of shame, make more stuff; The Swaim and Swaim only can rule the internet, Don’t water down your talent.
    XD Nah, They were ok, but I do like all your other stuff, so as above… you know…there’s still hope.

  34. Gentleman explorer Says:

    THOSE aren’t Muskets

  35. greengoddess Says:

    Missed you, Lovie.

  36. Youtube Says:

    Yeah, these are all MAYBE good enough to be posted on YouTube and eventually gain maybe 324 views by family and friends who try REALLY hard to think you’re funny.
    Honestly, it’s typical fail YouTube

  37. A Lady Says:

    Because abortions are funny. I get it.

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  39. LestertheMo Says:

    it was a girl.

    wow.

  40. Christine Says:

    Wait, wait, wait…..woah hold on a asecond. Swaim is 24? Swaim? 24?

    I…I don’t know….I didn’t really think of him of having an age…I mean I honestly don’t know how old I would say he was.
    Huh, well if he says he’s 24 that means he 5 years older than me?

    That’s strange to me. I guess I think of him more as a robot. y’know…..

    Anyway, loved the vids. Keep it up Swaim!

  41. stinkbot Says:

    cum on my flaps made me spit pizza onto my monitor. just thought you should know.

  42. Onodera1980 Says:

    On Tents and That’s Weird were great.

    The rest… no so much.

  43. Seer Says:

    Long Weekend is the coconut. Stolen from the alternate ending to Army of Darkness. Otherwise, it’s all golden.

  44. david Says:

    Haha it was a girl. Very nice controversy.

  45. IncarnationOfConfusion Says:

    Awwwwh man. I’m at work and forgot my headphones. Damn it. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

  46. raven Says:

    yeah, you’re back!! cant wait for the next videos.. you were missed for sure

  47. Haiku Says:

    DON’T EVER LEAVE AGAIN; ALL THERE WAS TO WATCH WAS G-STONE AND HIS MATERIAL PUTS ME TO SLEEP, FOR AT LEAST A WEEK AT A TIME.

    GLADSTONE GO ON A HOLIDAY OR I WILL MAKE YOU GO ON ONE>

    PERMANENTLY.

  48. Yoni Says:

    swaim!

    you were missed. welcome back!

  49. Adam Says:

    Funny video.. love it… I will upload this to the big&tall dating club ___ Tall Mingle . com ___ to share with those hot models and bbws.

  50. Dmars Says:

    Ah swaim is back, I can finally sleep at nite

  51. Damascus Says:

    Oh, Swaim, you light my fire.

  52. glued Says:

    So, is it G-Stone’s turn for a vacation?

  53. Jack Says:

    … I’m a bit amazed at internet mob rules sometimes. Dude’s on vacation … still manages to make a few videos … and y’all bitch that they suck.

    Let me ask you, when you’re on vacation, do you go around making the same high quality french-fries you so obviously slave over at your job? Hell no, you make some lame ass tater-tots because you’re on vacation and who wants to work on vacation?

    Be thankful he even bothered to think about you over the past 6 weeks and be done with it.

  54. Yog-Sothoth Says:

    6 weeks? That’s all it’s been? It seemed like a year!

  55. Toast Says:

    Ahhhhh Swaims back. I was afraid you were in Dobs meat locker.

  56. Scarlett The Harlot Says:

    fuckin’ pictures wont load for me

  57. eli Says:

    THANK GOD YOUR BACK.
    it’s been way too long.

  58. Kali Says:

    LOL Colleen

    Denial?

  59. sten Says:

    Tent sex was pretty awesome. Swaim…. wut kinda fuckin name is swaim. Is it a verb? Sounds african in origin but the guy looks canadian. Probably a jehovas witness or something cool like that. I’m not judging. I’m just sayin I think he’s working in this country illegally.

  60. Colleen Says:

    Not your best, but I missed you so I’ll accept this for now. Looking forward to Cracked TV, however.

    Also, who got married? What is this nonsense?

  61. Sharon Says:

    I’m so happy your back

  62. Bushe Says:

    Would you be interested in writing for The Neave Online Publication? I love your writing style and I feel like you would fit in perfectly with the other writers.

  63. Jonny Says:

    NEW EPISODE OF CRACKED TV TOMORROW!!! YOU FUCKIN’ INBRED IDIOTS! FUCKING TRY READING FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF JUST DROOLING ON YOUR KEYBOARD!!

  64. anuran_precipitate Says:

    Welcome back, Swaim.

    ‘That’s weird’ was particularly awesome. In case you were curious, and you doubtless weren’t, the Online Etymology Dictionary says of ‘almanac’:

    “c.1391, attested in Anglo-L. from 1267, via O.Fr. almanach or M.L. almanachus from Spanish-Arabic al-manakh “calendar, almanac” (occurring nowhere else in Arabic), possibly ult. from Late Gk. almenichiakon “calendar,” probably of Coptic origin. This word has been the subject of much speculation; its central syllable may be from or influenced by the PIE [Proto-Indo-European] root of Mod.E. moon and month.”

    Feel free to use this information in the future, in social situations or what have you; I will not impose a finder’s fee.

  65. Wallsy Says:

    What the fuck was this? You used to be funny, Swaim. What the fuck happened?

  66. ATHF Says:

    @Brian
    like someone else said he was on his honeymoon for awhile. sorry he couldnt squeeze in some time into the whole “getting married” thing for you.
    calm down he is a comedic genius he will have more great stuff

  67. verinon Says:

    Tent Sex was hilarious!!

  68. Jaz Says:

    BRING BACK CRACKED TV!

  69. Drew Says:

    hahaha. Those videos were amazing. I can’t wait for more. “On Tents” for whatever reason was probably my favourite.

  70. DP13 Says:

    @Irishladdie727
    That was actually one of the reasons. He was on his honeymoon a couple weeks ago. I emailed Muskets about UC San Diego and ended up talking to Abe. Abe told me.

  71. Brian Says:

    Was that supposed to be funny? The only videos that got me close to laughing was “That’s Weird” and “Tent sex” come on Swaim, a whole summer to come up new ways to make us laugh until we die and you bring back this? I’m sorry ro say this, but i’m some what disappointed…

  72. Kali Says:

    I also had a theory that he finally got married.

    If so, congratulations!!

  73. X Says:

    The German voice was Hitler pissed off in the movie Downfall.

  74. Irishladdie727 Says:

    YAY SWAIM! I figured you were getting married or something because you kept mentioning you fiance in posts, but fuck holy matrimony, you were hard at work in the comedy mines searching for shiny new dick jokes to make internet jewelry out of.

    Yeah… Welcome back.

  75. TG Dubya Says:

    STFU D. Chaos,
    you’re just some anti-Semitic prick who spends far too much time trolling internet comment sections

    I’ll add that the last two vids were excellent, the first ones eh, not as much.

  76. Konner7 Says:

    I really enjoyed all these, I hope Genius Camp comes together again in the future.

  77. mr1swift Says:

    Well at least you are back. I missed ya. In a way that makes me feel kinda funny.

  78. topher Says:

    i was just wondering what the fuck happened to you last night, swaim… i guess there is a god.
    that god’s name is michael swaim.

  79. enamouredyouth Says:

    Swaim, my cracked tv better be back on Monday. Otherwise I will find you, possibly rape you, and have you make a ‘top six reasons why I like working alone’ video. Welcome back!

  80. jarl Says:

    what is the ending tune? is that form a video game?

  81. Sprayette Says:

    Oh also that blonde chick is kinda hot?

  82. Chloe Says:

    That’s Weird was really funny, loved your accent Swaim. Tent Sex, however…was disturbing.
    Can’t wait for some more Cracked TV, it’s about time.

  83. Sprayette Says:

    BRIMLEY are you retarded or mildly illiterate?

  84. RitaMeterMaid Says:

    I love all the Genius Camp videos.

    Glad to have you back, though!

  85. NEIN Says:

    i dnt like Genius camp…but i like tents

  86. A dutchy Says:

    ahahahahhaah the last one was fckng epic :P

  87. BRIMLEY Says:

    Where’s my goddamned Cracked TV?

  88. Jonny Says:

    Genius camp, more like STUPID CAMP! poo.. poop. stop making this poop.;

  89. DP13 Says:

    I’VE ALREADY SEEN ALL THESE.
    Make more. Then invite me to Genius Camp 2K10 so I blacken this bitch UP! I’m not black, but my sleeping bag is, so that probably counts for something.

  90. Michael Swaime Says:

    hmmm lame!

  91. Greg Says:

    Haha, Thats Weird was golden.

  92. Jack Says:

    Meh. Get back to Cracked TV, Swaim, this summer has sucked without it.

  93. acehole Says:

    only the tent sex was funny, the rest sucked donkey shit asshole fuck tits nigger cunt pussy dildo tampon

  94. Bonafiedhero Says:

    lmao, they were all terrible, except for the last one

  95. Mike Says:

    Um…none of those videos were funny at all. Sorry.

  96. Dumbo Says:

    where’s the lol?

  97. Umm.. Says:

    Really? This was very disapointing. Each video destroyed my sense of humer a little at a time until, I actually laughed in the last one. I rest my case.

  98. Kindahuge Says:

    Umm… stick with Those Aren’t Muskets.

  99. kingmonkey Says:

    Wow, those were pretty in tents. Get it? You see what I did there?

  100. wasman Says:

    oh hey neat, Swaims back. Now i just have to wait for Swaim-Classic, not the watered down bullshit featured here and during the last couple weeks before he split.

  101. Feste Says:

    I didn’t really find any of these that funny, but I have high hopes that the best videos are still to come.

  102. nspan Says:

    hahahaha, good stuff

  103. McDominator Says:

    Tent Sex was amazing, I need a smoke.

  104. McDominator Says:

    Wow am i the only one that noticed that long weekend is exactly like the directors cut Army of Darkness.

  105. Jesus Says:

    Wait wah?? Swaim is back?? There is a God!!

  106. Hamshanks Says:

    Swaim is back, this is like the second coming of Jesus.

  107. David Says:

    Tent sex and That’s Weird were pretty funny, the other two were kind of meh, and the Bigfootman one made me very angry for some reason.

  108. Bazong Says:

    SWAIMS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS, REJOICE AND BE MERRY

  109. Foop Says:

    did I really just watch a tent abortion?

  110. Thatsweirdwasfunny Says:

    That’s weird was the best one

  111. eggman Says:

    Swaim is back! we’re saved from terrible internet comedy by non-swaims!!!!

  112. DOBisWAYbetter&doesntLEAVEforTHEsummer Says:

    Swaim I hate your face, I wanna send it into outer space!

  113. I Says:

    Glad to see your back…

    Wait… That new Comedy Central show Michael & Michael have issues… Thats not you, is it? it does look a lot like your face though.

    I MUST KNOW!!!

  114. benfromcanada Says:

    That last one was amazing.

    And Bigfoot Man is the best monster, easily.

  115. Roo Says:

    I missed you so much… <3

  116. 4thSurvivor Says:

    Swaim Spam, Bring On The Bigfeets Man!!!!!!

  117. mark Says:

    SWIM! uh I mean SWAIM!!

  118. Crazybbq Says:

    I’m not entirely sure about on tents or long weekend… the rest were pure gold though

  119. Cymborg Says:

    Yaaaay! The Swaimster’s back! I’m such a groupie.

  120. Arkannine Says:

    Hell yeah! Swaim is cracked’s best! Bigfootman! Lol!

  121. BabyRobot Says:

    Swaim has always been my favourite. All I’ve been reading in the comments is Swaim Swaim Swaim.

    Tent sex was hilarious till it got horrific. Poor tent baby…

  122. Adri Says:

    While not your best work, I chuckled. I understand though, no one wants to do work while on vacation. I cannot wait for another crackeado television

  123. dyinginback Says:

    They were all pretty good, but Tent Sex was hilarious.

  124. MontyB Says:

    Huh, I was wondering what happened to you, but like all good things that disappear from my life I had assumed you were carried of by a team of well trained badgers. Glad you’re back.

  125. Pedgerow Says:

    My God, he was in rehab! And now he’s less funny. Also, no way in hell is Michael Swaim 24. He looks about 40.

    The best of the above videos was “That’s Weird”, if you want my opinion rather than just some words I know.

  126. DH Says:

    Is it just me, or is SWAIM no longer funny? Come on SWAIM, you’re the reason people visit this site!

  127. LexTaliones Says:

    Doh … I already saw all of these.

  128. Rob Says:

    Swaim is my hero. Everyone loves you!

  129. Alisa Says:

    Oh Swaim, how I’ve missed your wit and pasty face.

  130. Broloc Says:

    Too many idiotic comments.

  131. Rae Says:

    SSSWWWWAAAAAIIIIIIIMMMMMM!

  132. What a bum Says:

    Dr. Chaos.
    SHUT
    THE
    FUCK
    UP!!!

  133. Empty DVD Case Says:

    I SLEPT TOO LONG! great

  134. milkmankaos Says:

    i’ve come to expect better from Swaim. what the hell happened here? none of that crap was nearly as funny as any of the Cracked TV or Those Aren’t Muskets bits. PS: Bigfootman was terrible and i’m singling it out for the length since the other vids were equally lame. i kept waiting for something Swaimish, but nay - it was not there. i know i can’t do better, but Swaim? SWAIM? SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIMMMMMM?!!?!?!?

  135. Dan The Man Says:

    All hail the king, baby! Swaim’s back!

  136. ChaiseT Says:

    Whoa, You’re my favorite columnist man. I’ve been wondering where the hell you were, then you post this on my birthday.

    Good call Swaim.

  137. SadBastard247 Says:

    Why do you record your videos in 16:9 then encode them to 4:3 just to put them in a 16:9 flash player?

  138. andre Says:

    Yes! swaim its been too long im so glad you’re finally back! i think during the past few month have developed an excessive psychological dependency for cracked tv and those arent muskets. Shit i was almost switching to collage humour to fill the void! it was either that or my apartment ledge

  139. Hugh Jass Says:

    The only one that was really funny was “That’s Weird”. The others kinda sucked. But that one was hilarious.

  140. Amanda Says:

    Hooray! Swaim! I love the Bigfootman video xD

  141. Jennifer Says:

    Yay! I’m so glad Swaim is back. The videos were awesome and the introduction was hilarious too.

  142. cody Says:

    it was the alternate ending im pretty sure.
    and they were obviously trying to reference it, not rip it off.

  143. Opalfire Says:

    I was going to post a comment on how I thought the videos were cute and funny, and by “cute” I meant “bloody insane” and by “funny” I meant “how the fudge does he come up with this stuff? Tent sex? Amazingly awesome!”

    Then I read some of the comments below and got sad inside. So I watched a video again. Still sad. But it was funny at the time.

    Damn commenters.

  144. Carl Stetson Says:

    Wow, Genius Camp, way to completely ripoff the original ending of Army of Darkness.

  145. Wckdjester Says:

    Welcome back sir.

  146. tentsex Says:

    omg i love the last video<3<3<3
    swaimmmm<3

  147. Amanda Says:

    All were hilarious.

    Excellent work on your holiday.

  148. Doctorchaos Says:

    SWAIM you fucking douchebag. Next time you go camping, go into the REAL wilderness, take every mother fucking one of these shithead “Genius” campers with you, and motherfucking KILL them for real.

    They’re draggong you down to shittsville man. You went from Star Trek rap and Best House in the Galaxy to TENT FUCKING. You weren’t even in most of these, whcih to be fair was a good thing because you can deny it later on whe u get famous.

    Stick with “Those aren’t Muskets” and fuck, the Genius guys. Tehy’re ugly, stupid and annoying, at least you’re only 2 of those things.

    The tent abortion was fucking funny thought but not the actual tent sex or general concept, and I couldn’t even watch number 2, it was too fucking boring.

    If this is the shit you are going to keep bringing us then fuck the fuck off and don’t come back.

    Right now Gladstone, is better than you. You hear me? A whiny little Jew boy is outperforming you. That’s like Kermit the Frog beating you in a body building competition, it’s the sort of shame you should KILL yourself over.

  149. Matthew Says:

    Oh God. Swaim is back. I can put the gun down.

  150. AC Says:

    the wolfman was the best, the rest were alright…anyway nice to have you back (I thought we’d be stuck with that annoying Jewbag for sure)

  151. Ren Says:

    SWAIM!!!

    Oh how I have missed you

  152. Dragonizer Says:

    Ffffuck yes, I was close to going into Swaim withdrawal there.
    Loved the videos, especially the last one.

  153. NDD Says:

    yay! Swaim is back..Tent Sex was…awesome.

  154. Erik Says:

    Wow, non sequiturs and esoteric humor will get 14 year olds every time.

    Just because you’re counter programming to mainstream humor doesn’t mean it’s any good.

  155. CrX Says:

    Seen the videos already, but when I read the words of Swaim, I came. Seriously, every word. I made a huge mess. Thank you, Swaim.

  156. KingV Says:

    Welcome back swaim!

  157. UpsetGoldfish Says:

    Sound the horns! The Mighty Swaim has returned from fighting the internet, filling it with hilarity once more! And now it has been revealed! we now know where Swaim lives! in the middle of nowhere in a tent. It would appear that Cracked doesn’t pay as well as expected….

  158. Tartra Says:

    By the way, nice work on the videos. The first three were okay but the last two were absolutely fantastic. Especially the last one.

  159. Tartra Says:

    YES! YES!! OH LORD YES!!

    I stopped seeing your articles and I started freaking out! I thought we had another Ross on our hands. DON’T LEAVE US WITHOUT LETTING US KNOW!!

  160. Mournblade Says:

    SWAIM!!! Welcome back!!!

  161. AshleySchaeffer Says:

    The first one made me mad, but you got me back with the rest of ‘em. The Long Weekend was my favorite one.

  162. Reaver4567 Says:

    Jamison, you will die…
    *calls Swaim fanboys*

  163. JamisonPC Says:

    Swaim you suck. Leave hell and go back on vacation.

  164. Anton Arcane Says:

    Oh man, those started out weak but you redeemed yourself with the last two, and then some.

    And of course the introduction was awesome. Great to have Swaim back.

  165. deskmenu8 Says:

    Wasn’t genius camp only supposed to run for 15 or so days?

  166. Michael Says:

    “It was a girl.” For some reason that made me laugh so hard. Great videos

  167. DeathByGrogg Says:

    rofl@ That’s Weird

  168. Nick Burns Says:

    Bigfeetsman!

    And what, did the construction workers just find the tent, and deciding not to disturb it, just put the tent on top of the building?

    I find it weird that the guy there thinks that him being both INSIDE and OUTSIDE the tent at the same time isn’t that weird lol

    It was a girl?

  169. Riven Says:

    Swaim is back and I feel complete again.

  170. george Says:

    lol that blonde guy is fuckn /b/tard

  171. Hecktermfour Says:

    Yeah Swaim is back. Tell the Everyone, but hide the attractive women lest he snatch them up.

  172. Danny955 Says:

    Hoozah! The Swaim returns!

  173. Black Betty Says:

    Were you in jail?

  174. kent Says:

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  175. fuckaccounts Says:

    My attention span only runs about 60 seconds, so that is how much videos I watched. Not very funny, the text proceeding them was funnier.

    Anyway, glad you are back Swaim, it was not the same (i.e. funny) without you.

  176. Callum Says:

    He aborted baby tent!

  177. contra Says:

    “Search: wolfman
    Did you mean: bigfootman”
    Classic.

  178. JC Says:

    I did like Weird, Tent Sex and Long Weekend, bloody funny.

    But I am looking forward to seeing Clippy again.

  179. Angel Says:

    Yay! Swaim, you’re back! Genius Camp was funny and witty, and I missed Cracked TV a whole lot.

  180. Hugh Says:

    yay! swaims back :D

  181. Benvolio Says:

    “It was a girl” :-D

  182. VladimirNikolai Says:

    I was expecting Kenobi’s comment to go: “Today, I discovered I’m the same age as Swaim. FML.”

    But seriously, awesome vids. I’m glad you’re back, there’ll be videos more often!

  183. shanewire Says:

    Good stuff there but I think everyone (i recognize) from genius camp worked better in their original groups. Swaim included. So make nice with Clippy and show us the most rockin’est countdown these hallowed pages have ever seen

  184. Kali Says:

    Hey, give us some credit on the ‘Before you’ve even thought of them’ questions. I, for one, have thought of little else for the last 2 weeks! In regards to Cracked TV, at least. And the presents.

  185. Kali Says:

    “That’s Weird” Is awesome. I love how the “me” voice asks “hey, where’s your rain cover?” Haha, gold.

  186. JOhn Jones Says:

    Wow, Summer vacation never suonded better!

    RT
    http://www.anon-web-tools.net.tc

  187. Mak Says:

    you need to ditch these other people in these five videos, they are holding you back

  188. Master Kenobi Says:

    Today I discovered I’m the same age as Swaim, and it makes me feel important for some reason. Huzzah for his return!

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