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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/11)
The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/4)
Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/28)
Judging from the news, the cabal of powerful people who secretly run the world have all dropped a shitload of acid recently.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/14)
Watching the news is a lot like watching the new season of 'True Detective,' only with even more angst and ridiculous mustaches.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/7)
Judging by the news, the world is kind of like Jurassic Park, only if the dinosaurs were in charge of security.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/30)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/16)
The news is like an episode of 'Game Of Thrones,' only more people die and the characters' decisions somehow make even less sense.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/9)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/2)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
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13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know
The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the shit.
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The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/14)
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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12 Important Things You Missed About Huge Stories (4/7)
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/30)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or insane headlines from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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