The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

COLLEGE TEXHBOOKPRICES HAVE RISEN OVER BATHOUSAND PERCENT SINCE 1977. This tenfold increase is more than three times the rate of inflation. I) 100 b4D

Source: NBC News

MORE MILLENNIALS ARE LIVING WITH THEIR PARENTS, DESPITE ECONOMIC RECOVERY AND LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT. A recent study found young adults, ages 18 to 34, ar

Sources: USA Today, NPR

CHRYSLER HAS BEEN HIT WITH A MASSIVE CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT It was recently revealed that a 2014 Jeep could be hacked wirelessly and have its brakes, st

Source: Wired

India's Supreme Court recently BANNED ACCESS TO 857 PORN SITES on their country's Internet. POIN Then almost immediately LIFTED THE BAN after g social

Source: BBC

SONY PICTURES HAS DATED SEVERAL OF ITS UPCOMING FILMS, INCLUDING TWO MORE BAD BOYS SEQUELS. Money Monster - -4/8/16 The Shallows 6/24/16 Ghostbusters

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/11)

Source: NPR

NETFLIX IS NOW OFFERING ITS EMPLOYEES UNLIMITED MATERNITYIPATERNITY LEAVE FOR UP TO 1 YEAR. NETFLIX Cynics are complaining that this may backfire, as

A 35-year-old man from Shanghai HAD HIS LEFT FOOT AMPUTATED after it became stuck while he was cleaning an escalator that was still running, despite s

Source: CNN

Envision Media Arts is developing an animated film based on R candy and dispensers, written by Cameron Fay. WHY? Because, to quote their CEO... We've

Source: Variety

Rap star Snoop Dogg WaS recently traveling through an airport in Calabria, Italy, while carrying $422,000 IN CASH. Since it was well over the amount o

Source: BBC

The Montgomery Elementary School in Mercersburg, PA, was recently CLOSED due to a recurring infestation of BROWN RECLUSE SPIDERS. Pesticides are being

Source: CBS News

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