Source: Washington Post
The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: CBS News
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.