Source: Washington Post
The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: CBS News
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.