Source: ABC News
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: Wall Street Journal
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.