Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to follow the plot of a novel that was written by letting a monkey hump a keyboard. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: Norman Reedus' Twitter
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