The world is a orgy of writhing terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so):
Fool me once ...
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.