The world is a orgy of writhing terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so):
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
What does the person who has everything buy for themselves?
Sometimes the follow-up is worse than original headline-grabbing story.
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.