Scott Tenorman From ‘South Park’ Is the Troll Webmaster of A Bonkers Anti-Woke Dating Site
Isn’t it ironic that Cartman’s archnemesis owns the only platform where Cartman could ever find his Heidi replacement?
Back in 2001, Colorado-born comedian, screenwriter and political activist Toby Morton got his start in entertainment working as a production assistant on an adult-oriented animated comedy series called South Park. Thanks to his comedic talents and his vocal range, Morton quickly rose through the ranks at Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s cartoon institution as both a writer and an actor, most notably voicing the tragic ninth-grade trickster Scott Tenorman, whose family famously suffered the dire consequences from his antagonization of Eric Cartman.
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Flash forward to 2025, and the real-life prank lord behind poor Scott has only formed even more elaborate schemes to torment neo-fascists after wetting his beak on scamming Cartman with a few ginger pubes. As Morton recently revealed, he is the troll owner of a fake dating site aimed at far-right singles, and in the coming days, he will finally show us what makes MAGA swipe right:
“A while back, I released a fake MAGA dating website mostly out of curiosity, expecting a few cheap laughs and red-hat romance clichés,” Morton wrote of the idea behind his MAGAMatch experiment. “What I got instead were some truly unhinged responses from people looking for more than love.” Added Morton of the would-be anti-DEI dating pool, “Some were hunting for a revolution, others a running mate. I’ll be sharing what I uncovered in the coming days as well as the website itself. These are just a few of the pages from the website. Buckle up.”
As Morton clarified, he didn’t take any money from his dupes, instead pitching the fake dating site as a “free trial” experience, and he isn’t using anyone’s personal information for nefarious means or public shaming. “What I did take was a front-row seat to the most desperate, delusional corner of American dating,” Morton insisted. “Hang tight. This darkness deserves daylight.”
The sales pitch for Tiki Torch Tinder reads, “In a world gone woke, love should still come with a spine. We match on faith, freedom and a refusal to apologize for either. If you’re looking for someone who prays hard, loves harder and would rather die than double mask — welcome home.” The Project 2025 Pair-Up promises “private messaging” that’s “free from Big Tech snooping. Because your love life shouldn’t be monitored by the Deep State.”
Naturally, OkQAnon is only looking for single Christian ladies who are willing to live a traditional lifestyle that’s free from corrupting and uncouth concepts like posting on social media, having a career or leaving the kitchen. Despite the logical problem that such a woman would have trouble signing up for such a dating service, seeing as the compound she lives on doesn’t have electricity, let alone Wi-Fi, InfoWives promises its red-blooded American men that these beautiful, obedient trad women are just a click away, waiting for them, “Curlers, Casserole and all.”
Morton, who runs a long list of satirical and anti-fascist websites such as governorgregabbott.com, in which the reactionary Texas demagogue brags about his anti-trans legislation and massive cuts to critical health services, promises that he will soon release his findings on what hardcore conservatives looking for companionship really want in a partner, but I think that Cartman already figured that one out a couple decades ago:
