The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/14)

Watching the news is a lot like watching the new season of 'True Detective,' only with even more angst and ridiculous mustaches.
The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/14)

Watching the news is a lot like watching the new season of True Detective, only with even more angst and ridiculous mustaches. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

A Michigan doctor was recently sentenced for INTENTIONALLY MISDIAGNOSING 553 PATIENTS WITH CANCER CAUTON $ CHEMOTHERAPY OUPEE ORUG OBSERVE Pr ECAUTION

Source: Reuters

SEVERAL HSBC BANK EMPLOYEES IN THE U.K. WERE FIRED AFTER STAGING THIS MOCK ISIS BEHEADING ATA TEAM-BUILDING OUTING THEN POSTING THE VIDEO ONLINE Their

Source: BBC

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/14)

MARKZUCKERBERG SAYS THE FUTURE OF FACEBOOK IS TELEPATHY. He is already envisioning a world where people will be able to transmit their Facebook though

Source: CNN

Michael K. Williams, who portrays Omar Little on The Wire and Albert Chalky White on Boardwalk Empire, CONFIRMED that he will be cast in the upcomin

Source: IGN

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