The news is like one of those ice machines at a fast food restaurant: You press the lever and nothing comes out, then right when you're about to give up, you suddenly get an avalanche that goes spilling onto the floor. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

SONY AND DVl PICTURES T U D SY RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT TOM HOLLAND WILL BE THE NEXT SPIDER.MAN (IN THEATERS JULY 2017) HOLLAND, NOW AGE 1.9, APPEARED

A study suggests the decrease in teenage pregnancy rates and sexually transmitted infections since 1999. may be due in large part to the spread of hig

THE U.S. DEPT. OF DEFENSE IS DEVELOPING HOVERBIKES. They hope to use the bikes for asset transportation, surveillance, and presumably chasing down a y

Source: Reuters, Wired

IT'S FINGER LICKIN GOOD! A CALIFORNIA MAN POSTED THESE PICTURES ON. I.FACEBOOK. CLAIMING HE WAS SERVED A FRIED RAT AT KFC. He also wrote that the mana

HI, EVERYBODY! IHAVE GOOD NEWS: OBESE AMERICANS! NOW OUTNUMBER THOSE THAT ARE MERELY OVERWEIGHT. NO, WAIT... THAT'S BAD. Fats & Sweets NUTRITION PYRAM

Source: L.A. Times

TopGear 22 Former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has confirmed that he will be hosting a new car show alongside former co-hosts Richard Hammond and Jam

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/30)

LEGO OS GOING GOEEN by spending $150 MOLLION over the next 15 years in an effort to find a more sustainable plastic for producing more environmentally

Source: CNN

Duayne The Rock Johnson is set to star in a live-action movie adaptation of the '80s video game OZC (RAC' TYCCTHENCYH EREECCENYMEALY IRAMPAGE &FEEE

MUSIC (Apple Music) Reversed its decision to forego royalty payments during its customers' three-month-free trial period. Admittedly, due to pressure

THE SUPREME COURT SAVED OBAMACARE. The challenge hinged on a minor drafting error in the law. If successful, it could have resulted in 6.4 miHion peop

Source: CNN

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