Source: Vanity Fair
The news is like one of those ice machines at a fast food restaurant: You press the lever and nothing comes out, then right when you're about to give up, you suddenly get an avalanche that goes spilling onto the floor. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.