The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)

The world is like a zoo, only one where all of the exhibits have been replaced by howler monkeys who are constantly screeching, masturbating, and flinging their own feces 24 hours a day. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

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Source: The Independent

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Source: Huffington Post

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Source: The Wrap

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Source: collider.com

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Source: NPR

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Source: The Guardian

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Source: FirstShowing.net, Yahoo News

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Source: Wired

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Source: bloomberg.com

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Source: Wired

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Source: NY Times

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Source: theverge.com

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Source: CNN

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