Source: The Independent
The world is like a zoo, only one where all of the exhibits have been replaced by howler monkeys who are constantly screeching, masturbating, and flinging their own feces 24 hours a day. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.