13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know

The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the s**t. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

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Source: Marvel

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Source: StarWars.com

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Source: Baltimore Sun

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Source: 10News.com

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Source: Vanity Fair

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Source: Complex.com

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Source: Reuters

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Source: WFLA.com

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Source: KXAN.com

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Source: Indiewire

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Source: FirstShowing.net, Deadline.com

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Source: NBC News

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Source: NPR

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