Ted E.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)
World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)
Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/15)
Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)
Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/24)
A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/17)
The news can seem like a crossover between the 'Saw' franchise and 'Groundhog Day.'
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)
Following the news every day will make you wonder why Matt Damon didn't just ask to stay on Mars.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/3)
Following the news is like reading a superhero comic in which the heroes actually stay dead.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/27)
Forget Kim Kardashian's bum. Star Wars: The Force Awakens is breaking the internet.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/20)
The news is like a very confusing story written by a novelist who was trying to treat his chronic paranoia with cocaine.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/13)
Trying to stay on top of the news is like trying to defeat a swarm of killer bees by eating them.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/6)
The news is like a 'Walking Dead' spinoff where they've replaced the zombies with assholes.
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The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/29)
The news is kind of like a creepy cult leader who makes a convincing case that the world is going to end next month, until you realize he's been saying the same thing for 40 years.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/22)
The news is like a shrill fire alarm that screams 24 hours a day, because really there's always something on fire somewhere.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/15)
Sometimes watching the news can feel like you're seeing an anti-Earth propaganda film produced by aliens.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/8)
The news media's primary motivation these days is clearly to drum up sales of emergency apocalypse supplies.
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The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/1)
Judging from the news, the world is like a disaster movie, only without the last few scenes where everybody escapes.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/25)
Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in 'Se7en.'
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/18)
Staying on top of current events is like trying to drink from a fire hose, only instead of a hydrant it's hooked up to a sewer line.
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