Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

BILL COSBY FILED COUNTERSUITS AGAINST SEVEN OF THE WOMEN WHO HAVE ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AND DEFAMATION. His own defamation counterclaims seek

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Source: CNN

NICOLAS CAGE AGREED TO RETURN A STOLEN DINOSAUR SKULL THAT HE BOUGHT FROM A BEVERLY HILLS GALLERY Neither Cage nor the gallery have been accused of an

Source: Reuters

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Source: Vice

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Source: CNN

MARK OBERHOLTZER, the owner of Mark-1 Plumbing in Texas City, Texas, IS SUING A HOUSTON FORD DEALERSHIP, claiming he lost business and received threat

Source: Mashable

Former Glee star Mark Salling was arrested on charges of possessing child pornography. Salling, who played Noah Puck Puckerman on Fox's hit show, wa

Source: BBC

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Source: ABC News

FDA The U.S. Food and Drug Administration HAS OVERTURNED ITS 30-YEAR BAN ON BLOOD DONATIONS BY GAY MEN. Instead allowing them to donate, but only afte

Source: Reuters

Flint, Michigan: After switching the source of its water system from Detroit to the Flint River in 2014, the amount of children with ABOVE-AVERAGE LEV

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EVERYONE'S FAVORITE PRICE- GOUGING CEO, MARTIN SHKRELI, WAS ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF SECURITIES FRAUD. He was released on a $5 million bond. WTS CG The

A GRAND JURY DECLINED TO CHARGE THE OFFICER WHO SHOT 12-YEAR-OLD TAMIR RICE. The officer was deemed justified in fearing for his life when Rice drew a

Sources: New York Times, CNN

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