The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/8)

The news media's primary motivation these days is clearly to drum up sales of emergency apocalypse supplies. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

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Source: Fayetteville Observer

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Source: CNN (updated)

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Source: WIVB

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Source: Hollywood Reporter

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Source: Fox 2 Detroit

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Source: Uproxx

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Source: The Independent

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Source: CBS Local

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Source: People

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Source: Columbia Tribune

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Source: Alaska Dispatch

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Source: Time

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Sources: NY Times, UNHCR, Amnesty International

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