27 Times Celebrities Couldn’t Keep It Together
When your freakouts are international news, you’ll know you’ve made it
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Look, we all have some internal crap we’re dealing with. And if it bottles up until it explodes one day, then most of us can thank our lucky stars that only a few people in the vicinity will know about it — well, as long as it isn’t bad enough to be filmed and uploaded as another “Karen” vid. You know what we mean. Anonymity! Something that these celebrities wish they could have during and after their embarrassingly spicy tantrums, outbursts and overall questionable behavior.
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![Being James Bond went to George Lazenby's head. On the set of On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Lazenby would frequently make crew members nervous by drunkenly tossing liquor bottles into the air and shooting them to pieces. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/8/1070758.jpg)
![Sean Young got sued by James Woods for stalking. Which included her leaving a decapitated doll at his doorstep and mailing him gory images. Later, when she was passed up for the role of Catwoman in Batman Returns, she showed up unannounced at the studio lot in a makeshift Catwoman outfit. Tim Burton CRACKED.COM hid from her in the bathroom.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/7/1070757.jpg)
![Wesley Snipes choked out the director of Blade: Trinity. P4 Не said David Goyer should be fired, Goyer replied that Snipes should be fired, and Snipes tried to strangle him. Не spent most of the shoot in his trailer. The film relied on a stand-in for most scenes, then cut to unrelated Snipes closeups for reaction shots. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/6/1070756.jpg)
![MADONNA PRAISED COVID FOR MAKING US ALL EQUAL. CRACKED On March 23, 2020, from a milky bath with rose petals, Madonna gave an out-of-touch we're in this together speech, saying what's wonderful about it is that it's made us all equal in many ways. Less financially secure people ripped into her online.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/5/1070755.jpg)
![Cyberbullying got Chrissy Teigen dropped from Target. CRACKED COM In 2011, she tweeted My Friday fantasy: you. dirt nap. mmm baby, to then-16 year old Courtney Stodden. That, and offensive direct messages to Stodden, lost Teigen lucrative deals with Target, Bloomingdale's and Macy's.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/4/1070754.jpg)
![Every studio cut ties with Armie Hammer. OSTAGE T WHITE MEN CRACKED.COM After a former girlfriend accused him of rape and abuse, and leaked texts revealed his apparent fetishes for rape, sadism and cannibalism, he was dropped from Billion Dollar Spy, and every other film he was attached to.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/3/1070753.jpg)
![YouTube ended their partnership with Steven Crowder. CRACKED.COM After having his YouTube account suspended several times, a damning video surfaced of him verbally assaulting his pregnant wife. Claims that he exposed himself at work didn't help, and YouTube has removed him as a partner.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/2/1070752.jpg)
![Anti-Semitism keeps Ye off the billionaire list. GRAGKED.COM Because of his numerous anti-Semetic comments, Adidas dropped his Yeezy shoeline. Forbes estimates the deal was to be worth $1.5 billion.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/1/1070751.jpg)
![DaBaby's homophobic rant effectively ended his career. CRACKED.COM After the rant at the Rolling Loud Festival, music festivals like Lollapalooza and iHeartRadio Music Fest dropped him. His credit on the remix of Dua Lipa's hit song Levitating was removed.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/0/1070750.jpg)
![Gene Simmons received a lifetime ban from Fox News for his erratic behavior. NO SIMMONS ALLOWED KISS When The Demon appeared on Fox and Friends to promote his book (On Power), things got off on a weird foot when he leapt out of his seat to ham it up on the weather report. Then, once off the air, things devolved rapidly. Не barged into a staff meeting and yelled, Hey chicks, sue me! while pulling open his shirt and exposing his torso. Не then bopped random employees on the head with his book as he left. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/8/1070748.jpg)
![Marcus Chong might have stolen food. THE MATRIX CRACKED.COM Warner Bros says he was axed from the sequels for stealing food from the lot... oh, and making threatening phone calls to the Wachowskis.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/9/1070749.jpg)
![Jamie Waylett was busted with gillyweed. HARRY POTTER CRACKED.COM Malfoy's sycophantic yes-man lost his role in the Deathly Hallows films after he was arrested for marijuana possession in 2009. Не later did jail time after the 2012 London Riots.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/7/1070747.jpg)
![Isaiah Washington threw fists and slurs. GREY'S ANATOMY CO CRACKED.COM In a single altercation, he choked out Patrick Dempsey and called a fellow cast member a homophobic slur.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/6/1070746.jpg)
![Thomas Gibson is an alleged shin kicker. CRIMINAL MINDS CRACKED.COM His bad behavior finally caught up with him after kicking a writer/producer in the shins during a dialogue disagreement that went off the rails.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/5/1070745.jpg)
![James Franco's life is dumber than fiction CRACKED.COM In 2013, he was promoting Palo Alto, a film where he plays an adult who has an affair with a teenager. That same year, a Scottish teen showed off some damning DMS with Franco, in which he (allegedly) tried to meet up with her at a hotel.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/4/1070744.jpg)
![Lena Dunham can't get out of her own way FE CRACKED.COM Feminist icon Lena Dunham spent the majority of her most famous years making some truly upsetting claims and admissions. One of the tamest - yet most indicative of just how tone deaf she is-- went like this: I can say that I still haven't had an abortion, but I wish I had.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/1/1070741.jpg)
![Katherine Heigl started beef with her own writers CRACKED.COM Heigl made a whole thing about how she wasn't submitting herself for an Emmy, because she thought the writing on Grey's Anatomy wasn't up to snuff. The writers responded by, duh, writing her off the show.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/3/1070743.jpg)
![Stacey Dash is, well, clueless CRACKED.COM The Clueless actress made headlines by calling for the abolition of Black History Month in 2016. At the Oscars later that year, she ...joked? (citation needed) to the audience: Happy Black History Month!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/0/1070740.jpg)
![Tom Cruise riffs an entire new testament CRACKED.COM A top-secret Scientology pump-up video was unearthed in 2008 that featured Cruise burbling word salad for almost 10 minutes. Не manages not to make a single coherent point while explaining that he won't rest until everyone in the world is a Scientologist.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/9/1070739.jpg)
![Kristen Stewart caught canoodling CRACKED.COM Director Rupert Sanders is equally to blame here - the two were caught by photographers making out after working together on Snow White and the Huntsman. Their cuddle sesh ultimately ended Sanders' marriage and Stewart's relationship with Robert Pattinson.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/8/1070738.jpg)
![Ariana Grande's biological warfare Red CRACKED.COM She was caught on security video licking a donut from a tray that was left on a counter. When the clip blew up online, the donut shop was swarmed by health inspectors and had its rating lowerd to a В.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/5/1070735.jpg)
![CRACKED KATIE COURIC ASKED A TRANSGENDER MODEL ABOUT HER PRIVATE PARTS. She asked Carmen Carrera, Was the whole process painful, physically, for you? Your private parts are different now, aren't they? She shushed Couric and reminded her of the many other things they could discuss.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/4/1070734.jpg)
![CRACKED LETTERMAN SUCKED ON JENNIFER ANISTON'S HAIR. In 1998, he grabbed her neck, put a lock of her hair in his mouth, and sucked on it. She jerked away, asking, What are you doing? and used a napkin to dry her hair off.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/6/1070736.jpg)
![CRACKED SEAN CONNERY PROMOTES HITTING WOMEN. In 1987, he told Barbara Walters that slapping women isn't that bad, if the situation merits it. On what situation would merit hitting a woman, he said it should only come after a man has tried everything else.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/4/2/1070742.jpg)
![CRACKED BEN AFFLECK GOT GROPEY IN CANADA. SMSOCIET AU Lives of All Affected by Au ÉAL FES CAL Premium Autien Society amo I HYUNDAI MO In 2004, he wrapped his arms around Canadian journalist Anne-Marie Losique's waist, suggested she take off her shirt, mocked French accents, and commented on her firm breasts. She sat in his lap for the entire interview.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/3/1070733.jpg)
![CRACKED DAKOTA JOHNSON SNAPS AT HER MOM AT THE OSCARS. ale During a live interview on the Oscars 2015 red carpet, Melanie Griffith said she hadn't seen her daughter's movie 50 Shades of Grey. She tried to explain but Dakota snapped, Alright! You don't have to see it. Jesus Christ.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/7/1070737.jpg)