Source: MSN
The news is kind of like a creepy cult leader who makes a convincing case that the world is going to end next month, until you realize he's been saying the same thing for 40 years. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: MSN
Source: Washington Post
Source: Bloomberg
Source: Washington Post, Newsweek, Tech Times
Source: BBC, The Daily Beast
Source: Reuters
Source: Billboard
Source: New York Times
Source: USA Today, Rolling Stone
Source: 11alive.com
These twists are so ridiculous no screenwriter would ever touch them.
There's a whole lot of history out there.
Exam season is a stressful time.
As the 2020 presidential election marches ever closer, the flood of daily Trump news we have to deal with will escalate into a tsunami.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
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