Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the Star Wars universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: The Independent
Fool me once ...
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.