The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/24)

A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: Bloomberg
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Source: Deadline
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Source: Reuters
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Source: WFLA, NY Daily News
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Source: Philly.com
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Source: The Independent
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Source: Vice, Hindustan Times
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Source: NBC News
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Source: Reuters
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Source: CNN, The Guardian