A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

THE SUSPECTED RINGLEADER OF THE NOV. 13TH PARIS ATTACKS WAS KILLED IN A POLICE RAID. Abdelhamid Abaaoud was wanted in connection with the planning of

Source: CNN

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HOPING TO REPLICATE THE SUCCESS OF MARVEL'S CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, UNIVERSAL HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO EXPAND THE FAST& FURIOUS UNIVERSE WITH NUMEROUS PREQU

Source: Deadline

FORMER SUBWAY SPOKESPERSON JARED FOGLE WAS SENTENCED TO More THAN 15 YEARS IN PRISON FOR CHILD PORN AND SEX CRIMES. The prosecution had asked for 12 y

Source: WTHR, AV Club

Tanzania, Africa: Five miners were rescued alive after being TRAPPED IN A GOLD MINE FOR 41 DAYS. They survived by eating roots, soil, frogs, and cockr

Source: Reuters

A MAN ACCIDENTALLY GOT A LOADED GUN PAST TSA SECURITY AND ONTO HIS FLIGHT FROM AN ATLANTA AIRPORT. Retired truck driver Blake Alford says he brought t

A New Jersey mall that was requiring parents TO PURCHASE A $35 TO $50 PHOTONIDEO PACKAGE $ $ FOR THEIR CHILDREN TO VISIT SANTA has since reversed thei

Source: Philly.com

An ancient burial site containing the remains of AT LEAST 277 PEOPLE was found by construction workers in Manchester, England, Bei ls n acill 3044. wh

AN UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL DIGITALLY ALTERED A PHOTO OF A SIKH MAN, PORTRAYING HIM AS ONE OF THE SUICIDE BOMBERS IN THE RECENT PARIS ATTACKS. The fake imag

THE CDC HAS REPORTED A STARTLING INCREASE IN SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES SUCH AS CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL AND PREVENTION SYPHILIS, GONORRHEA, AND

Source: NBC News

ISIS HAS THREATENED AN ATTACK ON WASHINGTON AS CITIES ACROSS THE U.S. ARE RAMPING UP SECURITY Intelligence officials are reporting no credible threat

Source: CNN, Reuters

PATRICK HARDISON, a 41-year-old volunteer firefighter from Mississippi whose face was badly burned during a fire rescue, now has the face of 26-year-o

Source: Reuters

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