The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/13)

Trying to stay on top of the news is like trying to defeat a swarm of killer bees by eating them.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/13)
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Trying to stay on top of the news is like trying to defeat a swarm of killer bees by eating them. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

AUGUSTUS SOL INVICTUS, THE FLORIDA LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATE FOR U.S. SENATE, ADMITTED TO KILLING A GOAT AND DRINKING ITS BLOOD. Relax! It's not like it w

Source: BBC

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/13)

Source: CNN

A LEADING CHINESE BIOTECH FIRM WILL BEGIN SELLING MICRO PIGS As PETS. BGI has made several breakthroughs in the field of genome sequencing. However, t

Source: Nature

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/13)

A 22-YEAR-OLD MAN WAS SENTENCED TO ONE YEAR IN PRISON FOR SWAT'TING Matthew J. Tollis pled guilty to being involved in a number of swatting hoaxes, in

Source: ABC News

HARVARD'S NATIONAL CHAMPION DEBATE TEAM LOST TO A GROUP OF NEW YORK PRISON INMATES, The competition was held at Eastern New York Correctional Facility

Source: AP

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